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In honesty, I'm Smh.... But, since I'm bored...it's when you're penis becomes erect

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A boner

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Isn't that the guy from Family Ties?
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A salute to you Tony.
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Helix haha I forgot about him!
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No wait, he was on Growing Pains!
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Thanks Low!
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It was a car in which the body panels were actually made of wood,popular in the 40's and early 50's.....OR.........

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Finally a clean answer!
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Yes!!!
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It's when your "turtle" gets excited.

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Mr. Happy is wrinkle-free...
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Turtle? Speak for yourself! Haha
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Something hard similar to wood.

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(++) g !
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Hey there!
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When your ***** gets hard

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Throbbing gristle.

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Haha
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The toy story character , the first name of woody woodpecker, or you know the other thing ;-)

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I don't want to damage your mind :). Let's say is just a character from Toy Story xD.

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This is true..I'm not kidding. ...My good friend's last name is Wood. We have called him woody since we were kids,(many years), and his first name is Richard (Dick). Woody was not a word that we used back then like it is today.He's a funny guy and has grown (pardon the expression) with it. He has a "got wood ?" bumper sticker on his pick-up he got from a firewood store ! Told you he was funny ! Well I think so. Hope your beer didn't get warm reading this! Notice I didn't put in any Knotty puns ? oops! Sorry got Board..damn ,there I go again! Went out on a Limb with that one huh ?Okay got to Leave..damn !! I'll just unplug my compu---------^------^^^-----^^-----^-----^^^^---^-------^^--------^____________________________________________________

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Nice story. :-) tell Woody "hello".
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It is true and I will(ow)! Sorry,,had to do that ! (++) G.
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