If your stomach could talk what would it say?
More ice cream!!!..... BURP!!!
That was an awesome steak you just BBQ.
Damn that's good
"me so hungry" :)
"Oh gosh, i'm sexy" ;p. or "im a talking stomach!!!!! Ahhhh get me ou of here!!! But, that fried chicken was great! Who made it?" me: "i did" my stomach: "well your the best chef ever!"
"do some situps biotch"
I love cheeesseeee
It's a common misconception that when you fart, that your but is talking. In truth those words originated from your stomach. I think me and my stomach have said enough for one day. Maybe enough for even 5 days
It would say, " I want cookies!"
WTF are you doing to me!?!?
After chipotle " Kill me..."
da h*** you doin to me?! get yo lazy fat a** off dis couch 'fore i slap you into 'nother nationality, and stop eatin so d*** chips porky! id laugh if it said that