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panzerraptor96: 10 months ago via Android

what should i do in a cabin in the middle of the woods with three bears outside

if one day this happens what should i do

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msbabe: 10 months ago via Android

Eat the porridge.

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ravenevan: 10 months ago via iPhone

You get my vote for best answer.
And a green thumb.

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Rathkeale: 10 months ago via iPhone

Me too!

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Lowheadroom: 10 months ago

Awesome.

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ravenevan: 10 months ago via iPhone

I'd be ready for bed after all that porridge, Ewww, this bed's to hard...

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SherryA: 10 months ago

Stay inside, don't open the door and don't feed them

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AngelsDontLieLizzy: 10 months ago

Why are you in a cabin in the middle of the woods?

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panzerraptor96: 10 months ago via Android

don't qustion me

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AngelsDontLieLizzy: 10 months ago

I've been in a cabin in the middle of the woods many times, never once was there three bears outside that cabin.

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devilsgrave: 10 months ago

good question. try to make an woman bear, then put it outside and go out the house by an backdoor, voila ur saved ;p

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alex_227: 10 months ago

Ruuuunnnn Fooorrrrr Itttttttt!!!!!!!!!

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madhur: 10 months ago

friend, you can't beat bears in running .... :)

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Pachiefico: 10 months ago via iPhone

Usain Bolt can. True story.

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madhur: 10 months ago

and i think, such people will not be in such a situation.

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panzerraptor96: 10 months ago via Android

what are you thinking man. that a deathwish

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Pachiefico: 10 months ago via iPhone | Last edited at 11:42PM on 8/16/2012

I like your type of questioning :) Kill em!

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madhur: 10 months ago

play with them .... ;)

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panzerraptor96: 10 months ago via Android

i'll be dead by a minute if i do that.

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madhur: 10 months ago

make friends with them ... it is better to be their friends then their enemy ...

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evawanderlust: 10 months ago | Last edited at 11:59PM on 8/16/2012

I don't know but DEFINETLY DO NOT open the door and challenge the bears to a duel at ten paces because there's no way your beating a bear at a duel. Those dang bears sure know how to work a gun.

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SherryA: 10 months ago

Quick draw Yogi, well known in the forests of the Pacific Northwest ;)

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PERRYtheplatapuse: 10 months ago | Last edited at 11:50PM on 8/16/2012

put a woman bear coustume on they will try to take you to his cave once your there and he's doing somthing else run for it

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ravenevan: 10 months ago via iPhone

As long as you're in the cabin and they're outside you're fine.

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Pyromininuke: 10 months ago

Seal off all entrances, put away all food, then call animal control.

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panzerraptor96: 10 months ago via Android

nice plan :)

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lovemelikeyoudo: 10 months ago

stay in the cabin. lol my mom was chased by 2 or 3 different bears...at diff times of course but she lived lol

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Connor23: 10 months ago via iPhone

Hug them that's what they want. Isn't that why it's called a bear hug? Or is that something sexual? I'm going to stop now before I make myself look too stupid...

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