1 year ago
Last edited at 8:50PM on 8/18/2012
I don't like Chuck Norris.....Because at first i thought he was race car driver. But he's not and i don't get his stupid jokes either Chuck Frustrates me! :) Chuck Norris sounds like he could be my pet beaver :)
1 year ago
Last edited at 9:07PM on 8/18/2012
Within the last couple of years Chuck Norris jokes have had a tremendous surge in popularity. Chuck Norris is an eighth degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and movie actor. Most of the jokes revolve around his edgy, no-nonsense, tough-guy onscreen persona, such as:
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Behind his beard is another fist. -Bill gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' computer will crash. -If you mistype "Chuck Norris", Google doesn't ask "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says "Run, while you still have the chance." -Chuck Norris doesn't need Spellcheck. If he misspells a word the Oxford English Dictionary changes the official spelling.
In real Life Chuck Norris is a devoted Christian and all-around nice guy.