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What's up with all this Chuck Norris here Chuck Norris there?

it's like getting on my nerves LOL Chuck Norris!

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Dont talk bad about him, he will find you in a matter of Minuits you'll never know what hit ya

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Because Chuck Norris is awesome like that 8)
xD jk, idk. People are obsessed it seems O.o

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Haha lol thx
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Np(:
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I don't like Chuck Norris.....Because at first i thought he was race car driver. But he's not and i don't get his stupid jokes either Chuck Frustrates me! :) Chuck Norris sounds like he could be my pet beaver :)

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cupcakes fustrate me because they think there better then muffins!!
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Because they are muffins aren't like cupcakes hha ha
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Lol
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i dont know how to fix it danni
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Awe neither do i :(
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Ikr

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we dnt speak russian here ? :)
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I know right
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i know what it mean ;p im just trying to teach him english :)
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I'm abbreviating something, and that's not Russian, they have a completely different alphabet
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B/C he's Chuck. Ppl like him. He'd cool.

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Because Chuck Norris is so awesome we can't help it.

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Within the last couple of years Chuck Norris jokes have had a tremendous surge in popularity. Chuck Norris is an eighth degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and movie actor. Most of the jokes revolve around his edgy, no-nonsense, tough-guy onscreen persona, such as:

-Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Behind his beard is another fist.
-Bill gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' computer will crash.
-If you mistype "Chuck Norris", Google doesn't ask "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says "Run, while you still have the chance."
-Chuck Norris doesn't need Spellcheck. If he misspells a word the Oxford English Dictionary changes the official spelling.

In real Life Chuck Norris is a devoted Christian and all-around nice guy.

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yeah but hes still pretty cool. really good at martial arts.
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Wow lol cool haha
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because of we talk bad about him his fist will fly out of the screen and kill us. jk chuck norris is a pro at martial arts, one of the best in the world. there have been a variety of jokes though.

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If you see chick Norris he sees you. If you don't see Chuck Norris you are three seconds away from a round house kick.

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Here's one I made up myself:

You know why Bigfoot is so elusive? He heard Chuck Norris was looking for him.
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