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EpicZombieKiller: 9 months ago via Android

What's your favorite Chuck Norris fact?

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OrlandoLover: 9 months ago | Last edited at 9:56AM on 8/19/2012

Chuck Norris doesn't need spellcheck. if he misspells a words the dictionary changed its spelling :p

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EpicZombieKiller: 9 months ago via Android

Nice

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OrlandoLover: 9 months ago

Haha thanks

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Gators4eva6: 9 months ago via Android

you deserve a green for that one lol

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OrlandoLover: 9 months ago

Woah! Mark the day in history!! Gators gave me a green thumb! :O

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Gators4eva6: 9 months ago via Android

actually I think I've given you 3 before lol......maybe 2

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OrlandoLover: 9 months ago

Lmao! Well thanks

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Soccerguyfun: 9 months ago

Haha nice!

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Azeri1969: 9 months ago

who is chuck norris?

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EpicZombieKiller: 9 months ago via Android

Seriously?

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agentA: 9 months ago

yeah..SERIOUSLY?

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Azeri1969: 9 months ago

The man starring alongside Bruce Lee?

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agentA: 9 months ago

hahahha.....

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TwilightGirl: 9 months ago

That hes awesome....

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dancingPhotons: 9 months ago

that his chicken lays golden eggs.

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MetalFlowers: 9 months ago via iPhone

Chuck Norris's tears brought a puppy back to life:)

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EpicZombieKiller: 9 months ago via Android

Thank you

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Superboard: 9 months ago | Last edited at 9:58AM on 8/19/2012

Google wont search for Chuck Norris because it knows you dont find chuck Norris he finds you....sugestions run before he finds you

Most kids pee there name in the snow. chuck Norris pisses his in coconcrete.

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EpicZombieKiller: 9 months ago via Android

Wow

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Gators4eva6: 9 months ago via Android

d@mn

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Superboard: 9 months ago

Most of my friends are guys who are upsest with him.

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agentA: 9 months ago

the air around chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degree.

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EpicZombieKiller: 9 months ago via Android

I don't get it

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agentA: 9 months ago

neither do i..here...let me tell you another one..
love does not hurt..chuck norris does.

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EpicZombieKiller: 9 months ago via Android

if chuck norris dreams of killing you, you die in real life

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agentA: 9 months ago

hahahha...good one.

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EpicZombieKiller: 9 months ago via Android

chuck norris once drank 10 red bulls so he could take a 30 minute nap

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agentA: 9 months ago

and and he would also get wings..i know bad joke..shouldn't have done it..

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