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Here's one- did you hear that chuck Norris made toilet paper? They had to take it off the shelves cause it wouldn't take s-it off of anyone.

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Lol um Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on. Not because he's afraid of the dark but because the darks afraid of him
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Lmao. That's a good one!!
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Me!

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Ok chuck Norris got a hole in 0 while playing golf and a pro golfer yelled at him "u can't get hole in 0s in golf" and chuck Norris turned around and said "in chuck Norris" and the pro golfer was shocked so he grabbed gasoline an poured it all over himself and lit himself on fire cuz he thought its be less painful than the roundhouse kick. But chuck Norris kicked him anyway
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Every night the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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im in

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow.. Under his gun
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Chuck Norris dried his hands with blood
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Water*
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chock norris's gf is his hand
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Chuck Norris went to BK and ordered a big mac
And got one

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Chuck Norris has already been to mars, that's why there is no signs of life there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups.
He pushes everything else down...

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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
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Chuck Norris won American idol using sign language

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If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$, Chuck has more money than you
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Lol
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Chuck Norris hides a pillow under his knife

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Chuck Norris can set water on fire
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