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Raffy206:
9 months ago
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Last edited at 3:00AM on 8/20/2012
I have faith and believes and both say that potato is not God !
I have a brain and it tells potato can't be God !
I have a heart and it tells potato is not God !
I have eyes and they say potato is not God !
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
That is horrible. I think you are being flagrantly offensive to potatoshippers. You blasphemy will be written in the book of vegitales.
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emsicool:
9 months ago
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Simply supers.
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Raffy206:
9 months ago
@Truthisobvious...Plz do it ! :)
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DDXProject:
9 months ago
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Anyone with a brain can tell that by eating/worshipping a potato can sustain life, though not as almighty and powerful as its brother the eggplant, it is still a minor god. Can praying to your lord keep your stomach satiated?
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
You have no idea raffy You will suffe lifetimes as broccoli if on the day of judgement if you name is still written in the book of vegitales. You have commited the almost sort of basically unpardonable sin and will basically almost probably suffer so immensely as a casarole too many times.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
You will see too that eggplantians worship the wrong vegitable. Potatos are the one true potato. It is written: 'Potatos- eat them for eggplants are not the best source of nutrition and taste uck in comparison' -vegitales 12:13
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JustinHolliday:
9 months ago
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Last edited at 2:48AM on 8/20/2012
Nope. =) I do feel a moral obligation to get you some help...and tell you that you are worshiping a potato.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
You are a good person. We also share the same first name.
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proteas_iris:
9 months ago
Would potatoshippers be mad if i ate french fries in front of them?
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Potatoshippers worship potatoes in all forms. Eating them is one way to appreciate their potato-ee benevolence.
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Rathkeale:
9 months ago
Truthisobvious, you also practice Pastafarianism, don't you? Are you exploring other forms of faith and worship? I;m sure the community of Patarfarians would have no objection, either way.
My definition of faith: the acquired ability to believe something is real (ghosts) without any evidence supporting its existance.
My definition of faith: the acquired ability to believe something is real (ghosts) without any evidence supporting its existance.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Ketchup is a sin... But the potato is here to be enjoyed. Accept the potato as your one true vegitable and god and your sins are forgiven.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
I do practice pastafarianism and am exploring more one and only true deities. My definition of faith is 'pretending to know things you can't know.'
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AlphaAlan:
9 months ago
How do you feel about these guys? What would their consequences be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqa91XukMTk&feature=player_detailpage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqa91XukMTk&feature=player_detailpage
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Those people are sick. They are lucky they don't live in the potato ages or we would be deep frying them!
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brooke1229:
9 months ago
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I worship the lord almighty not a potato
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
And what makes you so certain the lord almighty is not a potato?
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DDXProject:
9 months ago
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Because the lord is an eggplant.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
It is not DDX your going to confuse her! the potato IS our mystical earth root and lord god! eggplant is a false potato! DDX you will be a carrot in your next life!
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brooke1229:
9 months ago
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Who knows maybe the lord is a giant prehistoric bird.... nobody knows
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brooke1229:
9 months ago
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I'm jk....... I worship the man upstairs
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
NO. Your a birdshipper! Whether you like it or not! So get used to cawing because THAT IS WHAT BIRDSHIPPERS DO BEST! CAW... CAW... CAW!!!... !
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misterg:
9 months ago
McDonalds...their fries are the best.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Eating of potato is the most profound way to show your appreciation to potatoshippers.
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Of course not. We are not allowed to questions the beliefs of anyone anymore. If people believe in aliens or the gods of ancient Greece we call them crazy, but the bible is totally believable and if you believe in it then your faith is off limits. Potatoes are just as good a god as anything else.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
You have a good point. My stance is slightly more radical but I don't get points for that. Potatoshipping is the only way into the garden of vegitales.
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Jenni18:
9 months ago
What do you mean by the words pm? I can't say the words because they wouldn't let the question go through. How you got away with I don't know. I know what it means. Do you mean because I said he can question my beliefs or because I have been letting people know that Sherlock Holmes is stalking me from question to question.
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I doubt after years of growing up catholic and attending private catholic schools you will be able to persuade me but go ahead and try if you want.
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Jenni18:
9 months ago
I agree with you about Catholicism. I forget where the scriptures are but ones in Acts. It says after Jesus' death oppressive wolves would enter in. catholicism added all of the false doctrines and other religions followed suit. I believe the Bible is the oldest and most accurate of all of the holy books and I have done a lot of research in much the same way as you have researched Science. The charges of contradiction in the bible don't stand up to careful scrutiny. I can make explain why some harsh things were done under the Mosaic Law. In Daniel it talks about a symbolic figure representing the world governments. It mentions Medo-Persia and all the others. It says I believe two more were to come. That happened. The last one mentioned is here now. The American-British rule. Britain was the dominat aspect of that, and then America became more prominent. It is the last world government foretold that we are living in. Matthew 24:1-14 and 2 Timothy 3:1-5 talks about conditions in the last days. It says in 2 Peter that Many would scoff about that just as in the days of Noah and would say "All things are continuing exactly as they were" from the beginning of time. False religion and the government are called the wild beast and harlot. The harlot is described as riding the wild beast. The Bible prophecies that the government will turn on religion. This will happen and you can see atheism gearing up to turn on religion right now. With the world economy being what it is Rome could turn on the vatican and take her riches and Greece could turn on the Orthodox church. Did I mention that the book of daniel said that true religion would surface in the last days as well. Just as true Christianity went away after after Christ's death it is being restored in this time. who today are witnessing in the earth. Matthew 24:14. Who are using God's name a form of YHWH which was originally in the Bible close to 7,000 times. the Lord's Prayer says
"hallowed be thy name" not title.
"hallowed be thy name" not title.
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Jenni18:
9 months ago
JWs go door to door like early Christians too. See Acts 20:20 and and Acts 5:42. The Bible says Satan would blind the eyes of the unbelievers so that the light wouldn't shine through. JWs is avolunary organization. Even the elders volunteer their time. I could go on and on and on.
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The problem you are going to have is that you are using ancient scripture and trying to apply it to modern times. According to revelation, the end time prophecies have already happened numerous times. You can't keep reapplying old scripture to different things and expect it to hold up. I do not believe a single story or event in the bible happened as it is written or at all. You have to believe in a supernatural force that was understood by illiterate people 2000 years ago to believe any of it and I can't logically do that.
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coconuthut444:
9 months ago
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im sorry but i have to tell you that your potato is not god because my orange is!
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
As a potatoshipper, Orangeshippers disgust me. They mock the mighty potato and have no idea how much suffering awaits them away from the garden of vegitales.
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Rathkeale:
9 months ago
But . . . But . . . your name is COCONUT! Are you undercover?
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coconuthut444:
9 months ago
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yes see i have fooled all of you i am really god and you and you potatoshippers shall now be smited! zap
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
If you are a potato then show us your fries!
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DDXProject:
9 months ago
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Impossible! Your potato religious texts stole stories from my almighty Eggplant, which came first! Your potato is a fraud and a heretic! The great holy land of the Dinner Table is the rightful home of all Eggplantians.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Eggplantians came first but you worship eggplants. The almighty potato is the mystical earth root in the vegi form. Egg plants are imporant to the vegi tales but not the one true potato. Potato came to feed some hobos by the river. Eggplantians are worshipping a false potato.
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DDXProject:
9 months ago
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It was the Great Eggplant who gave the power to its almighty messenger to split the river of weeds in order for the vegetable children to descend and populate this land.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
But The eggplant is only an eggplant! it's not a real potato! The vegichildren would not even be here if it weren't for potato. Potato sliced into fries and was deep fried for customer satisfaction!
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AlphaAlan:
9 months ago
@truthisobvious: Green! My life would never be the same if it weren't for Lay's potato chips!
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
May ranch be upon you AlphaAlan. The potatos provide wholesome goodness for you.
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terminator504:
9 months ago
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If you are an atheist, no.
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terminator504:
9 months ago
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Btw. Look up pastafarianism.
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DoraCarrera:
9 months ago
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^^I looked that up. Interesting stuff right there. Ya know, I think it'd be really cool to like study religion n stuff
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DDXProject:
9 months ago
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Do not speak Lord Spaghetti's religion in vain.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
I study it but I mostly just make fun of it. Not because I'm childish but because I don't like how most religions give people gang mentalities and purport violent attitudes. It's interesting stuff to think about how it all came about though. Luciferianism is basically what I landed on. It's atheist but the doctrine makes sense.
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coconuthut444:
9 months ago
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im an aprilist i practice aprilism cause im like lightning...shazammmmmmm
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Aplrilists are a time based religion. They cant even account for 11 months of each year so how can they be true?
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What has a potato done to deserve your worship? Jesus was crucified for me.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
It was deep fried for customer satisfaction. I cannot even taste jesus.
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Actually Id agree with you...
It would the appear that it is a God to you.. Or at least an idol.. It may be crazy, but still true nevertheless
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Spang you will be blessed with ranch dipping sauce for your words here today.
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patriciashoup:
9 months ago
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Sorry, just ate your"god".
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Potatoshippers appreciate potato most when eaten.
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SportsGuy:
9 months ago
potato.. patato..
idk with all of those imperfections (ears).. and im goin with a dif part of creation.. LOVE
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Potato is the vegi manifestation of love.
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WinnSam31:
9 months ago
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Is spiritual authority a prerequisite for having concern for another? Is concern for the well being of others an important element of spiritual authority? I think the appropriate expression of concern (not judgement or condemnation) for another's well being is a desirable characteristic. Thus I have to warn you to not be so devout in your worship of potatoes that you eat so many potatoes in their various forms, especially chips and fries, that you become at risk of obesity and high blood pressure.
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DDXProject:
9 months ago
Potatoshippers have to carry 2 sacks of potatoes up and down a hill for 4 hours as part of their religious worship.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Wise words. Potatoshipping can be fattening.
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BaByxGuRL:
9 months ago
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It's your preoragtive hunny! =)
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Thats sweet of you. May you have baked fries.
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Jenni18:
9 months ago
I don't care what you worship. Oh wait, I do. Because I care about you, as I do everyone. It would be nice if you listened to what I could show you from the Bible, but if you want to worship a potato you can.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Potatoshipping is more like a hobby. I'm not much of a follower at all. I march to the beat of my own drum even though I can plainly see very few people think I have any rhythm at all. For me it's not about the rhythm, it's about freedom to drum off beat.
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Truthisobvious:
9 months ago
Unique people show the people that things are not so black and white because we put a purple smudge on the silver screen.
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slushiegirl:
4 months ago
Nope. I don't. I'm a flawed hopeless human just like you. Just because I think I found the way doesn't mean I can tell you yours.
A potato, though?
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