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JoveRmail: 9 months ago

Atheist question:
Do you prefer pink unicorn, or purple clam pizza?

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ThisGuyTyler96 : 9 months ago

I'm a Chirstian but I would choose a pink unicorn!

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courtney1470: 9 months ago

Your mom

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Gators4eva6: 9 months ago via Android

a little girl on girl action..........hmmmmmmm lol

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Gators4eva6: 9 months ago via Android

a little girl 0n girl @ction hmmmmm lol

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courtney1470: 9 months ago

Kiddinggggggggg I'm strait. I bet you'd like that though.

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xdubstepCrazzyz: 9 months ago

Who wouldn't

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SethBerry: 9 months ago

Unicorn meat is fabulous if prepared right

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GrellSutcliffLuvr: 9 months ago

I don't know. They are both discusting the way I have had them.

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SethBerry: 9 months ago

You gotta have pink unicorn meat pink, that is to say medium rare. Since we all know the meat is no longer pink if cooked too long. A little bit of salt, pepper, and paprika are the only way to make pink unicorn. Top it with a little Hollandaise sauce and you're good to go.

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GrellSutcliffLuvr: 9 months ago

My brother was the one who cooked it. He can't cook. He can't fahking cook.

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SethBerry: 9 months ago

yeah, Unicorn meat is very sensitive to high heat. It's the opposite of a good steak, you have to go low and slow. But you can't use any liquid because braised unicorn is no good. It just takes practice

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GrellSutcliffLuvr: 9 months ago

[Shruggies]

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sammy30: 9 months ago

your mom #2

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Laguera1987: 9 months ago via Android

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carterscool: 9 months ago

Why such a limited menu? there's even more selections to a happy meal ; ,

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xdubstepCrazzyz: 9 months ago

why do we have to be a atheist?

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SethBerry: 9 months ago

The OP is probably trying to get people to say "unicorns don't exist." The OP would then ask "Why?" and the person would say "I've never seen any evidence of one" then the OP would say "How then can you say for sure they don't exist?" The person would say "I guess I can't" then the OP would say "Then how can you be sure God doesn't exist."

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xdubstepCrazzyz: 9 months ago

Ooooh I understand

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SethBerry: 9 months ago

I can't say for sure that's where the OP was going, but it seems logical given the nature of the question

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JoveRmail: 9 months ago

The invisible pink unicorn and the purple clam of doom are elements of a sham religion followed loosely by some Atheists. Few others would realize that the pink unicorn favors pineapple (and usually Canadian bacon) pizza, while the purple clam promotes pepperoni and mushroom pizza.

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GamerGirl15: 9 months ago

Whaaa?????

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xdubstepCrazzyz: 9 months ago

So all of that is code toppings on a pizza

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JoveRmail: 9 months ago

Yes, that's actually what I was aiming at.

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