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What's a good comeback when someone says SHUT UP to you?

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sunshine_gurl

Sorry, Can't do that, I'm too interesting

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Cute!
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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Monty python! :D How do you know she is a witch? She turned me into a newt! A newt!? I got better...
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Lowheadroom

A good comeback is "NO".

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Really..?
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BornGamer

"Reflection"

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Tell them "That's not what your mom said last night"

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I'm not sure, only people close to me say that and usually smiling when they do. If it is used in a manner to control you, that is very bad and there is really no good come back. I suggest you explain to the person that; speaking that way to another person is an act of violence and you don't tolerate communications of that sort. So tell them not to speak to you.

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Make me... No one ever does anything.

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Ok. Thank you. Then walk away. They won't expect that.

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Do wat I do. Just say "what ese? what?" And tilt your head back. But say it like you meant it. Alot of people don't know how too respond too that.

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You could say " do not speak to me that way!" and then walk away.

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You could say I know you are but what am I. Using a old elementary comeback and one they wouldn't expect.

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This is someone saying shut up, not an insult, did you even READ the question???
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Don't tell me what to do..they can't rebell. Unless there your elders XD

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"SHUT me up, beotch!"

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lmao! how did I not see this answer before?
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Oh really! I didn't know that. You want me to keep talking? Thx! Then walk away. :)

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say "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up" than make a barfing gesture and go " BLEEEHHH".

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my friend (he's kinda an idiot) would always say "SHUT DOESN'T GO UP!!!!

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I've never been good at that. With a sweet smile

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nice
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I can said good luck with that and go a way

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There are two comebacks I use. 1. DREAM ON. (with most menacing, come-at-me-fool stare you can manage) and 2. Whatever they are holding in their hand, point to it and say, "That's no (insert what is in hand), that's my daughter!" and walk away.

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sagittarius1997

"Sorry I don't speak psychotic. Contact me when you get help.".

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compliment them on their lack of brain and walk away they will be left dumbstruck

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maybe just ignore them .

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Who the hell are you to tell me to shut up?

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If its a girl say who let the end of your tampon on fire if its a guy the say awwwww did somebody put the fire condoms on you last night!!!!!!

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i dont shut up i shut you down
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build a bridge and jump off it

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Tell them to SHUT DOWN

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say do you own my mouth its my mouth not yours watch what comes out of your mouth before you tell me to shut up mine see if useful

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say i dont shut up i grow up and when ever i see your face i throw up

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say: why dont you, youre the one with the big mouth

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That is so true!
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I'm only in Year 7 and a lot of people say that to me. It's usually boys. I usually say: Make me. But cause all the boys are puffs they don't do anything

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Dude! Stop saying that, people already know you're a retard!

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I would say "unless you see me with my pants down to my ankles, dont open your mouth"

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