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Where is the worst place to pass gas ?

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Near an open flame

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Gators4eva6
let 'er rip!
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BOOOOOOMMMMM!!! haha
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helixaqua
Is this experience..lol!!!
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My old roomie did this. Green flames. He said his hair was burned a bit.
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Hahahahahaha
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Oh my, must be a guy thing!
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KABLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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Within range of a potential date

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SalvadoranDude

In a job interview...

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Gators4eva6
but it's mandatory if you wanna work at Walmart lol
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In the bed with someone

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lmao
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Haha
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somewhere really quiet or somewhere when you are really close to someone else. church or infront of your crush.

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In an awkward silence

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Gators4eva6

In someone's face

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In school when it's silent reading time

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No that's funny
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At a prom or wedding.

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near your crush or your gf/bf

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during sex .....

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When your mom is putting a pill up your butt. It'll fly right out!!!! ;$

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Wow!
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HAHAHAHHA, that was hillarious!
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Personal experience?
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Maybe...
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helixaqua

Elevators....especially if your with one person! Both you and he or she know who did it!

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Hahaha that was my first thought too!
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My sister had an event with her irritable bowels in the elevator, OMG, it was terrible to say the least. It was running down her leg to her ankles, we tried to hurry up and shut the door really fast, but this lady was running to get on before the door shut, well if you could have seen the look on her face once she was inside, it was priceless, because it stunk really bad. My poor sister was so embarrassed. We crack up every time we talk about it.
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helixaqua
lmao!!! Sorry...but its funny!
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I know, I was just about rolling on the floor when it happened, she was crying, so I straightened up real quick, but at least we laugh about it now. That wasn't her only events either!!!
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In a space suit!

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I wonder if Buzz Aldrin ever did that! haha!
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in any small enclosed space with people!

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in a dentist's chair.

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elicia_marie

In an important meeting with a potential client.

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Oh yeah, that would really bite!
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Bite?
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Xdub, you'll figure it out!
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On the plane! We all know it was you!

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Hahahahaha! All of the air on a plane is just recycled. LOL.
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Marcus, not to kiII the fun here, but the air isn't recycled, it comes in the front and goes out the back. It's fresh air.
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Oh... My mother lies. :P
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I like farting on a plane , especially a good sbd
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elicia_marie
Did I just read this correct?!? MRS 737?? :D
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Yes ma'am, that's the Beautiful Mrs.737! I finally got her to sign up ... well, more like I did it FOR her! haha
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elicia_marie
Yeeey! :)
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WHOA, really? Awesome! I didn't recognize the 737 at first!
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In a restaurant filled with mute people.

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I can't stop laughing , you are great
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Hahaha. Thank you!
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Your too funny!!
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Thanks, Kookiegirl!
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Nowhere...I'm doing it as we speak...

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I can smell it now that I opened the comments.
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Ewwww, eating bean Burritos again?
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I eat those for lunch, occasionally. Haha.
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Lunch? I had one for breakfast!
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That's... Intimidating? I don't know. What kind of reaction are you looking for? Lol.
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At the church alter while praying

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Church funeral on a date and by a hit close flame

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In the shower

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While listening to a speech, or in a funeral, that'll be horrible. "He was a good ma-" FART!

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Elevator, just make sure its gas and not shart!!!!

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helixaqua
ewwwwwwwww! :)
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Your poor sister 8(
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In my general vicinity. Don't do it.

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Hahaha
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in a crowded elevator that's stuck between floors?

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when your on a secret mission about to save tthe human race hiding under the table.

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In church

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Queens palace

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Someone's face!

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church. or when your on a date. or on the first day of school. or when your next to your crush. or at the pool cuz it bubbles up.

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anywhere where there is people.

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skatergirl99

elevators

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In a pool

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On a date or in an elevator, especially if it is a LOUD and PROUD fart.

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Answer this question...Next to to the propane stove

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a loud one...in the library a silent one...in church

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At confession. Imagine Father Ray's disappointment.

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whenever someone says, "lets have a moment of silence" :-D lol

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