Where is the worst place to pass gas ?
Near an open flame
Within range of a potential date
In a job interview...
In the bed with someone
somewhere really quiet or somewhere when you are really close to someone else. church or infront of your crush.
In an awkward silence
In someone's face
In school when it's silent reading time
At a prom or wedding.
near your crush or your gf/bf
during sex .....
When your mom is putting a pill up your butt. It'll fly right out!!!! ;$
Elevators....especially if your with one person! Both you and he or she know who did it!
In a space suit!
in any small enclosed space with people!
in a dentist's chair.
In an important meeting with a potential client.
On the plane! We all know it was you!
In a restaurant filled with mute people.
Nowhere...I'm doing it as we speak...
At the church alter while praying
Church funeral on a date and by a hit close flame
In the shower
While listening to a speech, or in a funeral, that'll be horrible. "He was a good ma-" FART!
Elevator, just make sure its gas and not shart!!!!
In my general vicinity. Don't do it.
in a crowded elevator that's stuck between floors?
when your on a secret mission about to save tthe human race hiding under the table.
church. or when your on a date. or on the first day of school. or when your next to your crush. or at the pool cuz it bubbles up.
anywhere where there is people.
In a pool
On a date or in an elevator, especially if it is a LOUD and PROUD fart.
Answer this question...Next to to the propane stove
a loud one...in the library a silent one...in church
At confession. Imagine Father Ray's disappointment.
whenever someone says, "lets have a moment of silence" :-D lol