Can you tell me some Chuck Norris facts?
I could use a good laugh.........I'll take anything
Little kids wear Batman and Superman pajamas. Batman and Superman wear Chuck Norris pajamas.Ghosts are caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.Chuck Norris doesn't use spellcheck. If he ever mistypes a word the Oxford English Dictionary changes the official spelling.Chuck Norris was an only child...eventually.
He's republican!!!! YAY!!!!! :)
If you talk bad about him, you're about 20 seconds away from a roundhouse kick..(;
1. Chuck Norris can swim on land.2. The Boogeyman checks his closet eveynight to check for Chuck Norris.3. The Great Wall of China was origanally built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
He sure can rock that beard!!!!
he's supermans hated brother
He really has a karate studio in Dallas Texas for underprivileged kids. He a very kind man, me is very approachable he's generous has a great sense of humor and very talented. He came up from poor farm boy and made it as an actor of his own TV show.
He got his @ss kicked by bruce lee
Era Laundry Detergent is now Chuck Norris Approved.
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims on land
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris but it had to be changed, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris won American idol by only using sign language.
He was in the US Air Force ... that's why the USSR collapsed
His charm is so contagious, they named a virus after him.-- his hands set off metal detectors at the airport. :-/-- aliens ask Chuck to "probe" them
He's the youngest looking 72 year old on the planet... no joke he's 72. Look it up.
So you decided to stay?