is this funny?
woman driving down I 95, hits a traffic jam, so she stops. a guy holding a bucket knocks on her window, when she opens it the man says "we need help". she asks "what's going on?" He says,"terrorists have taken congress hostage for $10 mollion ransom, or they will douse them with gas and light them up, so I'm taking donations." she asks, "what's the average donation?" man says, "about a gallon". . .