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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

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Hahahaha excellent!
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thanx mate
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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How?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Come on, tell me.
Hello? I gotta have the answer!
Hey, anybody there? Hello? What's the answer? Gimme, gimme, gimme the answer.
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Lol
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Kevin Hart is is a comedian

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? ... 'Cause 7 8 9 ... sorry, I have kids, I can't remember any real jokes from my pre-parental days!

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A man was teaching his little girl what the road signs mean as they were going down the road he told her that the different signs ment they were passing that town a few minutes later she informed him that they were passing gas

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you
determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

(Anyone need the bed next to mine???) LOL

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Whenever I go to Starbucks...

I GET NAKED!
Juice...