If you pass gas in church , does God hear it ?
The God created us this way, and if it is not allowed it is against the God's will, and we will die!
Yes, He's aware of all, but it's okay. Gas is natural, it's not a sin. God understands, lol. ;)
Yes, but not really paying attention to your " church fart"
Yes, and so will others.
He is all knowing but examines your heart.
Yes!!!...and you definitely better say sorry or excuse me! :)
Yep. That's the wake up alarm for god to start answering prayers.
Lol! God hears/sees/knows everything. It's like Chuck Norris and Santa. XD
He made you fart...ha ha, jokes on you...
He hears it, but he also smells it ;)
Just give the person next to you a dirty look and God will think it was him.
Its no biggie. It's like your butt blowing a kiss to jesus.
Yes you sinner0_0