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When a gang from Mexico tried to kill me and hi-jack my truck. I was in TX and was running for my life. I knew if they could stop me I was done for. I was on the cell screaming for the cops all the time going from one lane to the other blocking them. I was truly scared for my life and the gang was not playing games. When the cops finally showed up they counted 27 bullet holes in the cab. One was right behind the drivers door. It missed me by inches.

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Jiminy cricket!! Scary!!
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either between my two best friends fighting cause they were together or between my parents and sister when they were discussing her getting married at the age of 19

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Reverse cowgirl in a very small manual (stick-shift) Nissan pickup

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Lol
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Shizzz.. I was gonna say sumpin like dat!! But I have the mods on my azz these days.. 50 greens for you.. (and a high five, 'cause that one's fun ;0)
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Hahaha ^5
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That was probably earlier today too huh.
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Hahaha no I'm married now!
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what happened to the cockpit story? with mrs 737?
not in front of the kids?
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What cockpit story?
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lmfao
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I was gonna say something like this, beat me to it damn lol
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One time I kicked my
Leg up and flung myself over backward. I hit my neck on the kitchen floor.

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See, the thing about awkwardness is, it's almost never my fault... someone else always causes it. And it sucks I have to sit through it.

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Ummm.. Er.. Well.. The back seat of.. OHHHH.. NM.. When two of my cousins were fighting over asking me out.. Yes, I said cousins.. Ewww.. (It was hard to choose, but I picked the one with more teeth.. He had THREE!!) disgusting.. And this is why I live in Cali, and NOT Florida..

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Wait, go back to the first story you were gona tell! haha
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That's uh.....unusual
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Yeah. Rewind.
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Oh My..
3 teeth? That's creepy.
What happened?
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Mr_FadedGlory
I think it's funny when were growing up, and our parents and family embarrass us, and we think were the only ones with messed up family members and stuff like that. Then we get older and realize, everyone's family gets weird, or have weird members.
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I told them we did things differently in Cali, yk, like NOT dating family, NOT running moonshine, NOT eating squirrel for dinner, NOT skipping the dentist.. Eek.. We have no contact with the "others".. This was a true story. I was 17 and it was my first (and last) Florida family reunion... And Tony.. (later ;0) the kiddies are listening.. Lol..
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Lol.. Hi Buddah..
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FS, you might be interested to know about the problems they've had recently solving homicides it FLA. They atribute this problem to lack of dental records and more so that all the DNA is the same.
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i'd have to get out my Khama Sutra
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That wouldn't surprise me, ER.. And Faded.. Talk about a jacked up, inbred group, I don't think there are branches on some of my cousins' trees.. Just a trunk that goes SKY HIGH.. Lol.. Lol..
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dustee
crazy woman.....lol...
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Still think we nn to make a trip of it. Whew hew. See how the cuzs are doin. Get the boys some ummm culture. Grits n all.
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Hi Dustee, (hug)
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No deep end in the gene pool?
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No pool. Period.
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Hi ER.. Hey Rolly.. Long time :0)
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thank goodness for flexibility...
what?
cause when i walked in on a corporate blowup.. both sides were willing to work it out

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Did that actually happen.
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wont uncover the first :)
yes on the second
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when my middle brother spit on a small person (lost friend)

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like a dwarf you mean? ahahahahahahaha thats hilarious!
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Well being over 40 there's this new test the doctor likes to do when I go in for a physical. I've only had it done once so far and I'm hoping it gets less awkward the more it gets done.

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geesh NB.. rock on
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(puts on rubber gloves) The doctor will see you now ...
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you mean doc jelly finger? just dont moan another doc's name, that really makes them mad. and above all, make sure that he doesn't have a a hand on each shoulder.
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That's just disturbing.
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Lol.. ^^.. now drop trou and (squeeze) cough.. Whhhheeeeeeeee...
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I don't think I've been in too many awkward positions, but one kid did ask me, "Has a dog ever licked your d***?"

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Did ya punch him in the face?
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No, he was special ed
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Okieeeeee dokieeeeee .. Maybe he was one of my inbred cousins from FL.. Lol.. Lol..
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i can see it now. the dogs licking himself. Lost it all says I wish I could that, and the friend replies ' better not, he might bite you'. or maybe a sheep? Lostitall, that's not naaaaaaatural.
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Lmao FreudianSlip
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Having to choose between mash potatoes or a million dollars.
It was so awkward when i choose the potatoes.

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should have chose the million dollars.you could have got all the mashed potatoes you ever wanted lol
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I know :( i was young an blind at the time...
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I did that too!! ;0)
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being squashed between 2 really fat anoying people for 2 hours on a plane.

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My ex girlfriend and I were having...
And then her dad walked in seconds after we had put our clothes back on. He didn't catch us in the act, but we couldn't tell if he could smell the magic in the air.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

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Lol.. Way with words, Faded!! Lol..
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Going streaking around the neighborhood at midnight and just having a blast until you see your crush walking along and stares at you and starts laughing... never doing that again! :(

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Eek.. Laughing.. Not good.. Sorry..
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Why is that not good? Was she laughing at my pee pee or what?
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