When a gang from Mexico tried to kill me and hi-jack my truck. I was in TX and was running for my life. I knew if they could stop me I was done for. I was on the cell screaming for the cops all the time going from one lane to the other blocking them. I was truly scared for my life and the gang was not playing games. When the cops finally showed up they counted 27 bullet holes in the cab. One was right behind the drivers door. It missed me by inches.
Ummm.. Er.. Well.. The back seat of.. OHHHH.. NM.. When two of my cousins were fighting over asking me out.. Yes, I said cousins.. Ewww.. (It was hard to choose, but I picked the one with more teeth.. He had THREE!!) disgusting.. And this is why I live in Cali, and NOT Florida..
My ex girlfriend and I were having... And then her dad walked in seconds after we had put our clothes back on. He didn't catch us in the act, but we couldn't tell if he could smell the magic in the air.