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To all pets...what is the best thing about your human? What is your favorite way to be spoiled? (humans, you may type for your pet)

Sorry if wrong category. I am a 4 year old German Shepard / Collie mix named Bella Rheena. My humans rescued me. They are weird. They talk to me all the time and give me treats just for breathing. I walk my humans twice a day so they don't get fat(ter). I make sure they do everything at the same time everyday. How do you help your humans?

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My name is donna, I was rescued after being found matted, sad and wet outside. I was declawed by my previous owner, why they did this I will never know. But now, I am living with a family who love me very much, I am fed and combed and loved by everyone. I love being a kitty!

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Ruff ruff RUFF RUFF ! ( I am so happy you found a happy home !!)
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meow! thanks! :) I am so happy now! Sounds like you are too!
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"Hi and meow. Do you have a girlfriend?" to Donna from Petey.
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I don't need a man. I am a diva. A man needs me! but thanks for your interest petey.
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So cute!
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He doesn't get mad when I enter the house and eat the cat food, I eat the scrap from his hands and feeds me every night. I don't beg I just receive the treats. He says my mask is cute and I shouldn't be scared...and I'm not :) ....I'm a raccoon with hubby and a kid. Yup...there is three of us :D

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Oh wow, that's pretty cool !!
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What a good dad!
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When I first read what you wrote I thought you were saying that "You" ate the cat food but then I figured out we were supposed to pretend to be our pets. You really do have a thing for dogs. Wait, a raccoon. Are you serious. Is that legal to have a wild animal?
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The animal comes up to his house and has become his pet. He's free to come and go. A lot of raccoons will do this especially if they started as a baby .
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GOOOO GIANTS!!! GOTCHA YA!! yay!!
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The baby started, then the adults followed....and I'm training them to attack Giant fans.Watch for the raccoons Mar9 Hahaha!!! XD
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Helix, for once I am not joking. Be careful. Raccoons have a high incidence of Rabies.
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I know!!! As long as they are coming around at night I trust them...if it was daytime,I'd trap them and get relocate them....far away.
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Hi my name is piper and I have a adopted sister name tootsie. I love my mom cause she treat me like I'm actually a human. I love when she rub my tummy

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Ohhhh...ruff ruff ruff. Woof and ruff? Bark ! (oh you are so loved. I like to get my tummy rubbed too. Treats AND love ? It's so wonderful!
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"Meow, purr, purr. Love getting my tummy scratched."
from Petey
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Pete and Puppy,my catahoula and German shepherd/chow would say that are very well fed,well petted,and enjoy trips to the creek...and also the fact that they are truly free...no chains or fences.

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Ewww and ahhhhh ruff woof WOOF ! woof woof RUFF RUFF!
(you are so free and get to run around !! OH WHAT FUN ! you have a good happy home too !
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Yep,and stay up at night to keep Sasquatch chased away....(that's what I tell myself when they bark at night...but they really do keep me safe...)
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That's nice that they are free!!
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Very funny question..... :)

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Best question ever!!!
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My name is Myla, my dad was a Beagle and my mom was a Puggle, so I'm sort of a Beagle with Pug teeth. It's just me and one human and I am spoiled rotten. I have my own recliner in the living room and my own pink dog house in the bedroom. I only eat the finest dog food and treats. I sleep on the humans bed and share his pillow, but he slobbers sometimes and I hate when I roll my face over it. My favorite thing to do with my human slave is to go for walks and play fetch with the old guy.

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Ruff woof bark... RUFF BARK BARK??? Woof ! Ahhhh, bark bark WOOF!!!
(your own bed...AND RECLINER? Cool! The slobber is so sad though!!!
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Awe, so sweet!!
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I have a Beagle friend next door. Her name is Lucy.
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Hi everyone... My name is Attila and I am very shy because people usually are very afraid of me and when they see me either go running the other way or, go for a broom or something and try to kill me. Although I could be as bad as they think, I am not as wicked as I'm believed to be. My human does pet me carefully and I reciprocate stinging him lightly, he does go into convulsions and I have to wait 20 or 30 minutes until he can play again, but other than that, he is great, he cleans my habitat and feeds me crickets every now and then. Oh, I almost forgot, I'm an Emperor scorpion.

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Ruff ruf RUFF??? woof WOOF WOOF !!! (bark shhhh) RUFF WOOF??
(how often to you eat crickets?) (an EMPEROR !) (shhh, no stinging ) (PLEASE?)
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One or two every week.
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Do you eat the live crickets they sell in pet stores?
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Yes they do. Sometimes you can catch them at night also.
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I am Petey. My mom rescued me.
I lived outside a convenience store on
stacked cases of Perrier. Peole would buy cat food there and bring it out to feed me. I wasn't hungry but I was lonely. Now I'm not lonely.
She pets me first thing when she wakes up. Thats how I know I'm special. If I want my stomach scratched I just "meow" and flop down on my back. It works every time.
That's a picture of me in my bed on her profile.

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Meow mow wan meow MEEEOOOW! that is the sweetest story . I am so happy you are not lonely ANYMORE ! If my mom would have seen you she would have tried to get you but....shhhh....I am afraid of cats. Yup!
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Purr, purr, purr..... At last I have found
another human that understands me.
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I trick my human into thinking I have to go pee, just so when she lets me back in she'll give me a treat. If I turn around in circles on my back legs, she gives me more treats, so now I jump through the hula hoop to add to my giving of treats!! Yummy!!!

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It is so much fun, and pretty easy, to train those humans!
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You better believe it, they'll fall for anything!!!!ha
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humans.....
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Really ...
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Ruff... Ruff ruff Ruff ruff ruff. ARF!

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(good-you used code words. But I know what you mean. Thanks for the good words!)
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PS-give me paw !
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LOL I actually I have alt of pets (friends that I take care of). 3-dogs 24 zebra finches, 3- aquariums of fish... 100 gallon, 45 gallon, 29 gallon. A bearded dragon and a Jackson chameleon... All they ever say is feed me, clean my house, watch what I do for a while. Pets give you life and meaning as the reward!
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That is so true. I am afraid of birds but I think I would like a finch okay. I think they are sweet.
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I'm Millie and my people were going to get my sister for their dog but they couldn't so they got me instead. I'm very happy because they let me run and they feed me and pet me and sometimes mom (alpha dog) will even give me people food like chicken and beef and pork! I hate heaters and sprinklers but my family Is very understanding. Oops I better go, my sister is coming I can't let her see me on her phone- bye

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Thanks for snaking the phone and answering!!! Good move new friend!!!
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Sneaking the phone !
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My name is Chiquita (you say Chickeeta) I am a pure-bred Rat Terrier. My previous master were very lazy and instead of taking me to the downstairs of their apartment they put me on the roof of the balcony on the floor below for me to do my business. I somehow fell off (I don't remember how) and broke my leg. I was outside in 30 below weather in my very short coat ( like a short hair chihuahua) for 3 days all alone. Some lady found me in some deep snow and took me to South Peace Animal Hospital. They people there were very nice and gentle. There I met my current

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master, a Registered Animal Health Technologist. She is a very kind lady, she put a plate in my leg and a cast on top while it healed and decorated it with cute pictures. Then she took me home to make sure I stayed safe and warm while I healed. A week later my previous master came looking for me, but they were banned from having any more animals due to lack of responsibility. The SPCA were so astounded by my story that they payed for all my surgeries through the Biscuit Fund and awarded me with the 2009 Animal Courage Award. I got to fly all the way to Phoenix, Arizona! Ever since then I have had a loving home. OH! and my favorite way to be spoiled is by rubbing my cheeks and letting me sleep under your blanket.
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Chiquita, you are famous! I'm a cat and I would like to chase you around. I bet you'd give me a run for my money. from Petey
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PS My mom donates to the ASPCA and I told her your story. It made her happy.
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What a special story! I am so sorry you had to suffer so much pain/ you made it and thank goodness you did or we wouldn't get to hear about your wonderful life. I am bowing down to you in appreciation for helping humans around the world realize how special we can all be!
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My humans want to say something..."Hello ! We have decided to start donated to the ASPCA in honor of your story. Thank you for telling it!" Love, Bill and Beckie
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Donating not donated***
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What a big help you are to your humans. from Petey
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A chihuahua (mean and feisty) and two cats (very sweet). The chihuahua is named Frosty and the cats are Daisy and Clover. I spoil them all. I was in my car in a parking lot and a woman came out of a bar and asked if I wanted the cat. She said she was going to give it to a shelter otherwise. I rescued the other one as well. Bought the dog from a breeder. Fortunately for me, my sister-in-law is a Veterinary Professor and gives us free dog food. I'm sorry that I didn't speak as my pets. that is too cutesy for me.

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Did you give your pets a chance to answer? No? I thought not.
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Hi Jenni. Am just glad you answered. One time I was at a rest stop while traveling and a man was taking his dog on a "break", and someone complimented his dog and he said," Thanks, do you want her?" and the woman said YES and took that dog right there and then. She couldn't stand the idea of an owner not wanted his pet. So you got your cat the same way!! Well, good for all your animals. They ate so happy I bet in their home!
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Are so happy not ate****
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Hi, my name is Libby. My previous owner decided to give me away at the local feed store because she was already a dog collector and decided she had collected one two many when I peed all over her floor.... Hey I was just a puppy. Luckily this really nice lady came along and thought I was just the dog for her. I love all the eating that goes on around here, my little humans think I'm really funny when I catch fish crackers. I make sure to stick around for all the important meals. I've learned to make the mail carrier and neighbor ladies freeze with fear with my ferocious bark. My good buddy from next door comes over and we play.. He is really fast. Unfortunately I have not seen him for a week or so... It must have something to do with the chickens we chased. I think my pal is locked up. But really, he was the one that talked me into it, said he was much faster than a chicken, and when they started making all that ruckus I got super excited. Guess we were too rough. Now my owner is really different when she looks at me... I hope she can forgive me. (true story of a malamute/Shepard cross) PS I'm seeing a little smile from her now and then and she did pet me while talking a lot about blah blah blah Chicken blah blah chicken blah no.....I hope things can get back to normal soon.

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Ruff woof woof W O O F ?????? Bark, bark, bark(smn=shaking my nose). Ruff ruff woof woof, RuuuuFFF!! WOOF WOOF WOOOOFF !!!!! ( aImi=and I mean it) Bark ruff woof.;-)
(what did you DO ???!!! I just can't believe it (smn).But to tell the truth, I ATE SOME RABBITS!!!! (aImi) I couldn't help it, tee hee ;-)
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I'm a cat but I'd chase any chicken that came around here! Yeah!!!
I'll come over and chase chickens with you!!!!!!! from Petey
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I could tell you some mouse stories.
And I never get in trouble for that.
Meow! Petey
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Petey, I like you very much. And you are so loved. What colors are you Petey ?
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I can see black and brown in hour picture above right? You are so handsome!
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Your not hour****
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Im dark gray and my bed brown.
My mom love me SO much I have 2 beds. She good mom. You are sweet, noticing my color. MEOW!
Yowl, purrrrrr. Petey
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Hi I'm chestnut and I'm a genuiea pig! I love getting lots of carrots from my owner.lol xD

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Chestnut loves the Steelers!!!! She said stop with the Giants because they stink :D
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Oink OINK ! OOOOIIIIIINNNNK ! (I like carrots too but I JUST found out dogs can't eat grapes because they are poisoness! )
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Poisoness to dogs !!!
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I know guinea pigs don't make this noise bit got as close as I could (pig) ha ha
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haahahha. omg helixa no u didint!!!! lol.
hahahha geniuea pigs make noise!!! trust me!
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Hi Nanook I'm husky and German shepherd mix only respond to CGP. (the next few lines have been translated) Hi I'm Pierre the little gray kitten. I only understand French I wake up my owner every morning by patting my paw on her head.

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Ahhh bonjour Piere ma petite Chou ! Tu est une chat? Gris? Oh c'est tres tres bien ta personne de la maison t'aime la petite chat (c'est vous) Aussi tu a une chien? Un grand chien sacre bleu ! Tu es la suelment chat n'est-pas? Au revoir ma amie!
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Please excuse grammatical errors and gender mistakes. It's been a long while!
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not bad it felt nice to see French again.
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I just reread this mess I wrote. Je regret !
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Hi, my name is Bella. I'm a white Labrador and my mom says I'm a giant fur ball filled with love. I sit on my moms lap and she thinks it's funny. I snore and fall off the bed sometimes. I like turkey bacon. A lot.

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I am glad to meet you . We have the same name. When my mom rescued me, she named me Bella. I thought she was saying "belly". So everytime she said my new name I would roll over and show my belly. It took us a while to get that part straightened out. I am glad to meet you ! I know you have a food mom!!!!
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Food mom not food mom***
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GOOD mom
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A food Mom is always a good Mom! BTW, I do a trick when I stand on my legs and wiggle. My says I Bellydance like she does.
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Oh how cute !!!! You live in Las Vegas? My dad human goes there a lot to see his brother who is CEO of City Center. My mommy human stays here and takes care of me.
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Hi, I'm Furbii(Furby) and I was abuse from birth. My previous owner had my mommy and daddy in her bedroom and bred them together to get me. I am a chihuahua and have several brothers and sisters who live in the same city I do. My mommy came over a lot because she was friends with my owner. She didn't know that my mommy was breeding and neglecting dogs in her bedroom so she didn't do anything about it. One day, my mommy, daddy, siblings and I chewed a big hole in the door. All 30 of us escaped. My mommy and owner saw, and my owner freaked out, gathering us all up in a big basket and tying strung around our necks to kill us. My mommy stopped her before she could kill me because I was the tiniest and most neglected. She negotiated with my owner saying that if I coil go home with my mommy she would leave and never come back. My owner agreed and threw us out with a gun. My mommy called animal control right away and kept my owner busy until they arrived. My owner killed 13 of my brothers and sisters. The animal care and control people say it was a small loss for the safety of the others. My mommy agrees but still cries at the deaths an has nightmares sometimes. She loves me but wishes she could have saved the others. My mommy is sweet and caring and so compassionate I don't know what to do with myself sometime because I've never gotten so much love before.

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That is the saddest thing I have ever read. I am so glad your mommy was there to get that woman to stop this horrible thing your owner did from happening again. Hour little heart will be in my heart forever and ever and ever and ever . I am a big dog, but my best friend is a chihuahua that lives right behind me and she walks with me and my daddy every morning when I walk my human. I am so sorry for your family.
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I Petey the cat. Your mom very brave and you too. Meow! So glad you are safe and probably get lots of treats.
MEOW! Purrrrrr. Petey
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Tell you Mommy that those others she couldn't save are at the Rainbow Bridge, which is a great place to live. There's lots of room to run and play, and lots of friends to play with, and we are all waiting for our moms, dads, and angel rescuers. They are there and will come running joyfully to meet you when you go to heaven too. Mom says you can read it here and it will make you feel happy, but a little sad too. She always cries when she reads it, but she says it helps when she feels sad about my sister who is at the Rainbow Bridge waiting for her now. http://petloss.com/rainbowbridge.htm
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Hi I'm poncho and my human took me home so I don't get put down, i was naughty but he was strong and showed me it was okay to let humans near me, he does however make share his 5 acre property home with these cats. i like em fine but I want all the attention and i forget I weigh 110 pounds and stand 3 feet high at the shoulders. My size gets the kitties nervous but it also keeps the coyotes from getting to close my humans home or when he working the yard. And all in all the cats me my aunt and my human have a happy home.

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We have coyotes too but I am an inside dog because I was abused and am afraid of people . I can't tell exactly where I started out but I know K-9 commands so I think I've been trained because I am very protective of my mommy. So she is getting smart and looking into how I've been trained and she is using those commands and I LOVE THEM! I am glad to meet you!
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booaaaooo rrruf ruffbbb cs bbvefb bdcbjbvc nwkn;wer v my human will translate: I stay inside as well I don't go out alone plus I have cool tile and his chair when he gets up to do things. In fact I'm 2 feet from him and mini the cat is between us all lounging. I got get a drink he just put the old water on the plants and gave me my favorite filter water real cold just the way I like it.djfvjubfrvbw fr rjrvb rfbwvwbuvv rrjbb rrr
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sup, im ralphie! i was adopted by my new owner about 6 months ago and they cant get over me. even if i pee in the house they are always saying '' whos a good boy, ralphie is! '' in this really high pitched sound. i dont get it but i just go with and i geuss it makes my owner happy. i get walked everyday and i sometimes get to play tag with buddy, the dog across the street. overall i got a heck of life.

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Ahem, attention all, may I have your attention, please. I know you have all been waiting to meet me, Chooey, AKA Lowrider. I am a very charming black and white Peke, emphasis on "charming." I stroll, never walk. I was rescued from a house that had some lowlife terriers, they always took my food. But Mom doesn't tolerate any of that nonsense around here, I can tell you, my food is top drawer, and it's all mine! I like to make Mom happy, so sometimes I sit on her lap, but I get hot pretty fast and have to get down where it's cooler. I have two sisters, Maggie Belle (stinkin' Boston Terrier) and Biscuit (stupid mutt), Mom says I can't kill them because that wouldn't be nice. Since when did I care about what's nice??? I'm the Choo-Man, I do what I please. But, Mom gets all upset when anything gets hurt, so I ignore them, or boof at them instead.

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