1)dont get stuck in ur dresser.2)dont get stuck in ur friends dresser.3)dont get stuck in ur neighbors dresser.4) a lady walks onto a bus and the driver starts making fun of the baby she had.so the lady sits next to someone and starts complaining bcuz of what the driver did.the person next to her says"why do you let him talk to you that way, go tell it to him straight and i will hold your monkey for you."
A guy is telling the lady at the hospital his daughters name to put on her birth certificate. He tells the lady that her name is "Chloe Noelle." The lady replies by saying, "How do you spell Nicole with no 'L'?" Well, that's not really a joke, but it's funny!