A man is stranded on an island for 10 years, one day a beautiful woman shows up wearing a wetsuit and carrying a scuba tank, she asks "how would like a cigarette?" The man says that would be great. She unzips a pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of smokes, he takes one, takes a long drag, Ahh that's nice. She then asks how would you like some whiskey? He says I'd love that, she unzips a pocket on the right sleeve and reveals a bottle of whiskey, he takes a huge drink and says god that was great! She then starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit and says "how would you like to have some real fun?". The man says god if you have golf clubs in there I'm gonna die!!
There was a blonde and 2 Brunet walk up to a magic mirror and if u lie u get poofed away the first Brunet walks up to the mirror and says mirror I think I'm smart she gets poofed away the 2nd brunet says mirror I think I'm gorgeous she gets poofed away then the blonde walks up to the mirror and says mirror i think... She gets poofed away!