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How often do elephants eat bologna?

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As often as they can. Which is why you often hear elephants singing "My baloney has a first name its O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name its M-E-Y-E-R. I love to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I'll say because Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A".

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As often as Chuck Norris murders for fun!

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Whenever they find the very rare bologna bird, they stalk it for months before going in for the kill.

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