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Raffy206: 9 months ago

What is all about Chuck Norris !?

I see many funny answers and comments include his name :)
What the man did in his life !? :D

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Gators_12: 9 months ago via Android | Last edited at 6:03AM on 9/7/2012

Fact:The Grand Canyon was created when Chuck Norris sneezed....Fact:Chuck Norris counted to infinity.......twice Fact: You don't find Chuck Norris.......he finds you......that explains why I answered so fast

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Seems to be real thing !
Thank you :)
I saw Chuck Norris in a movie called "Dodge Ball"..He gave them Thumb up ! seems to be nice and have a heart... :)

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John_128: 9 months ago

<--------- next match: chuck norris vs jesus christ. who will win? you can find out next weekend on spike tv!!!!!!

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John_128: 9 months ago

lol

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John_128: 9 months ago

Boo YA i win this round!!!!!!!

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newbuddah13: 9 months ago via iPhone

When chuck walks into a room he doesn't turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Thank you Gators for your answer and comments back there :)

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Gators_12: 9 months ago via Android

any time :)

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Holmesick: 9 months ago

Dang it.. my answer was removed for no reason...

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John_128: 9 months ago

<----------- he will win

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Thank you John for answering :)
Amen !

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John_128: 9 months ago

lol, mine was a joke, thanks though

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Theeblondechix: 9 months ago

Chuck is famous because he's been a bada** his whole life -- he was in the air foce, he's been in movies, he's a martial arts expert, and he's a bada** in every movie and TV show he's ever made.

The internet phenomenon of "'Chuck Norris facts" started in 2005 and has exploded into something bigger than Chuck himself -- they have turned him into a legend

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Thank you

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sunshine_gurl: 9 months ago

Chuck Norris is standing behind you

Chuck Norris is your best friend and worst enemy

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves

Chuck Norris can hear sign language

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. They are now known as giraffes.

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Hahahahahahaha ... XD

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Why..why all of that funny things !?

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sunshine_gurl: 9 months ago

Because Chuck Norris is epic! :)

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NAFTA: 9 months ago

That Giraffes thing made me fall on the floor!!!

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sunshine_gurl: 9 months ago

8)

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newbuddah13: 9 months ago via iPhone

Good ones sunny.

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Thank you sunshine for your answer :D

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sunshine_gurl: 9 months ago

Your welcome! :)

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Miyuette: 9 months ago

Haha!!! :D

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newbuddah13: 9 months ago via iPhone | Last edited at 6:19AM on 9/7/2012

It's going to be a long day people. Here we go.

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newbuddah13: 9 months ago via iPhone

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. The bear isn't dead it's just too afraid to move.

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newbuddah13: 9 months ago via iPhone

Chuck Norris once sold eBay, to eBay, on eBay.

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newbuddah13: 9 months ago via iPhone

Death once had a chuck Norris experience.

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newbuddah13: 9 months ago via iPhone

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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newbuddah13: 9 months ago via iPhone

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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sunshine_gurl: 9 months ago

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone?? Lmao!!!!

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Gators_12: 9 months ago via Android

I was wandering when you were gonna show up

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Thank you buddah for your answers :D

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jbone73: 9 months ago via iPhone

In real life( not the movie ) in his day he was better than Bruce lee

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Raffy206: 9 months ago

Thank you :)

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mrjr987: 9 months ago

No he wasn't Bruce lee was the best ever

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jediareawesome: 8 months ago

I honestly don't know...

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Birdlover11: 7 months ago

He doesn't read, he just stares at the book until he gets the information that he wants.

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