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I got back on Ask.com after not getting on for the whole summer. I see new things on here. What did I miss though?(Please, do not remove.)

If you used to talk to me please answer this question so we can start talking again. There always be at least 3 people a day asking for me so, here I am.

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Hi Samurai! Welcome back!! You missed about 564 questions asking if we thought they were pregnant.. 833 questions asking if we thought they were pretty.. 382 questions asking if we thought they should break up with their BF/GF.. So.. Don't worry, they'll continue to ask, and you'll be caught up in no time.. :0)

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So, basically the same questions that would be asked daily? haha Just in a bigger number.
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Now that you made me pregnant should I break up with you?
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Yep, samurai!! Lol.. And Gator.. Hysterical..
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S + FS -- I am NOT pregnant after all. That lousy guy I was dating for 10 minutes while he was dating my bff and my mother is now in jail and I'm trying to get him out. Should I get him out? He only beat me a few times while we dated. Never mind about that, it's time to rate me from 1 to ten -- now get this part right: 1 is good and ten is not so good. I really just want to know if I'm hot, oops, there's another pregnancy scare. I don't know him. I just passed him in the hall, but my belly feels pregnant. Am I? Are mermaids real? How did god write the bible? Is my iPhone worth jailbreaking? How do I do it? Welcome back Samurai, and please write soon.
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Random!!! xD lol I missed this :P
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candybar
Omg Rathkeale!! I'm buckled over laughing! Too funny!
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Rath!! Hysterical!! You are sooooo deliciously wicked!! Love it!!
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FreudianSlip, I may be wicked, but I'm not promiscuious.
This is the end of my first week back to school and my mind is gone. Seven of the 18 people in my one behaviour class were removed. I have 11 kids now. Half of them have been in my classes before. That leaves me with five new kids -- they are really big, but careful, so that's good. In my Foods and Nutrition class, I have 24 grade 9s. I'm supposed to teach them how to bake and cook. I haven't baked anything since 1978. It's Friday and I'm heading to the liquor store now.
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LOL.. SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!! Well, Rath, if ANYONE can do it, it'll be you!! (pick me up some Midori, would you.. It's been a heck of a week here, tooooooooooo!!!!!!!) lolololoololollol..
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Rath B-I just saw this-how I got here I don't know...but this was hilarious !!
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Hiii sincerity!! Haven't seen you in a while.. Hope all is going well with you..
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Ewwww!!! Had kidney stone operation removal-a big 13mm stuck in the tube from kidney to bladder. No wonder I was such a grouch a bunch of times on here. I was in serious PAIN. that was last Tuesday and am waiting for a call from the doctor for more lain meds. I am shaking from the pain from the stent being removed. But I already feel better in my joints and my bones and muscles. That stone was blocking all sorts of goodies up in that kidney that was making me very sick. Now WHY WON'T THIS DOCTOR CALL BACK WITH DRUGS ?????
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Lol.. I'm sooo glad you're unplugged ;0) I heard that pain is worse than childbirth. Eek!! HEY DOC!! CALL BACK, SINCERITY NEEDS MEDS!!
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Sincerity, this is TERRIBLE. If I lived nearby, I would bring you an assortment of drugs and then hunt that doctor down like a dog in a swamp! Call the nurses and tell them you called your malpractice lawyer and he wants you to get all their names in case you continue to suffer like this. I wish I was there to pour you something comforting. I really wish this wasn't happening to you. Keep us posted.
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u missed a lotta questions. and alotta sartastic, funny, rude, stupid, helpful answers!!! possibly more people here...

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MetalFlowers
Yep! There's at least one more person on here! Me!
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I always make sure to answer with a good answer.
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yep here i am lol
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Awesome? :P
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I know you :)

First. the thumbs are bigger
second, the notification thing has changed
third, a lot of the poll questions have now been allowed, due to INSISTENT public demand.

Other than that? Ask is still the same since you left. Still with the "funny" questions. relationships here and there. So? Welcome back :)

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You know me?... O.O'
Poll questions now? Awesome. I see they haven't made a chat yet.
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Chat's are never going to be added here. due to the simple fact that people mess up each other so much with this format already that THAT is just going to mess it up even more.
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I know but it would make it a lot easier.
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Samurai, since you've been gone I have learned to walk on water, Insane Clown Posse came out with their newest album (which is wickedly awesome), and I quit smoking. How you been?

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where the h#ll have you been Nafta? did you get a job? you use to be on here all day :)
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I knew how to walk on water before I left lol Quit smoking cigs or weed?
I've been pretty good. How about you?
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Samurai, I am clean and sober from everything except caffeine, which I don't think is an issue......I'm writing a book
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candybar
When did ya quit?
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Caffeine is not an issue. May I know what you're writing about?
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Been a week Candy, I'm just absolutely sick of being a Slayve to things and wasting money on digging my own grave
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Gators, I pop in from time to time, I've been trying to not just sit around on my butt all day doin nothin
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That's great NAFTA. I won't be get on a lot like before the summer but I'll try keeping contact and answering questions.
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Samurai, I'm doing a sort of "memoirs" of my life experiences, the idiotic dangers of choosing to use and follow the path of self-destruction that can occur by using drugs and alcohol, mixed with humorous anecdotes
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... I should get a free copy lol
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candybar
Nafta, how are you quitting? Cold turkey? Patch?
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Not before his stalker...
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Cold Turkey........seriously.......after the first 4 days it's gotten sooooo much easier
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candybar
I'm not so sure I have that kind of will power....
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I know anyone can do it, I'm not special or anything.......or maybe I am??
For me it was just time to stop doing things the same old way as always
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I've never tried anything. I just drank a sip of beer when I was like 10(curious age haha) but I've never tried anything after that. Can I still call myself 18 years clean? I'm 18 xD
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Samurai, I'm really not sure what to call that, I've been trying to think of what to call people that just don't or haven't done drugs or alcohol, but I'm glad you have decided to stay away from them, they are seriously useless
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Wow.. Keep up the writing NAFTA.. It's cathartic..
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Just call me clean haha
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candybar

Hi samauri! Welcome back! I made it to 10,000 votes!! Woooo-hoooo!

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Congratulations!!! :) I wish I was there.
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candybar
Nafta sent balloons and confetti!
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Lucky! lol
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Samurai, don't listen to Candybar. She is nothing but a big show-off . . . thinking she is Princess Smarty Pants since she allegedly got 10,000 votes (sensible people have not checked or confirmed this). I used to like Candybar, but not now that she thinks she's all that . . . . and more. She's pregnant too. Dunno the guy's name. Neither does she.
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I kinda go by my orders. I can find out mysef.
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sunshine_gurl
LMAO!!! 8)
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candybar
Rath! You're just jealous cuz on a scale of 1-10...I'm a 12!
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Candybar, you are a bad woman.
I rate 42. You rate 3.6.
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Hi candybar, I read your question under nafta's about quitting smoking. If you're serious about it talk w your doc. My mom quit after smoking for 50+ years... If she can do, I know you can! She tried a couple different things including anxiety medication.... But it worked:) doctor prescribed everything and many insurances cover meds. Unfortunately she has emphysema, but imagine how much worse she would be if she had not smoked for the last 10 years. I wish you every success :).
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candybar
Thanks Jpink! I am considering it.
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sunshine_gurl

Do you remember me?? :P
Um.. I turned 14.. That's about it.. Not very exciting.. Lol :)

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I don't think I remember you. Sorry.
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sunshine_gurl
Eh, It's fine :) I'm not very memorable (:
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Did we talk before I got off for the summer?
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sunshine_gurl
Yup. It's seriously fine that you don't remember me though 8)
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Ok :) haha
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I remember you Sunny!!!!! 8)
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sunshine_gurl
You do?! Yay, I feel so loved!! (8
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I feel so confused xD haha
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sunshine_gurl
Samurai: That confused feeling.. You get used to it.. I did :)
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Samurai, why were you gone all summer??
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@Sunshine: I've gotten used to it haha
@NAFTA: I don't have a computer online but I do have PS3 but no internet so I wouldn't be able to get on.
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Don't know who you are.. But welcome back :-)

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Don't know who you are either but thank you.
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Like, stuff happened, Samauri. I just can't talk about it.

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Sam, Rath has been through so much. Pregnancy scare when she had unprotected sex, lost her concert tickets to see Justin Beiber, got caught phone sexting. I feel bad for her and try to be her BFF but she just keeps making the same mistakes....
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You are so understanding of my complications, Candy. Not only that stuff, but I have a 20-pound Maine coon kitten. He is so long that he can stand on his back legs and sweep things off the kitchen cupboard. He stands there and hugs me around the waist. Lately, he has been jumping up and grabbing onto my boobs with his feet for fun. He is not declawed. BandAids! He's that big doing kitten stuff!
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^^^^hysterical Rath!! Cracking me up ALL DAY!!
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Rath B--ran into this question and thread by accident. Girl, you and I could seriously party and I mean it...Is Tequila your LOC ? pass the salt and lime wedges girlfriend.
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Tequila -extra worms-
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Does tequila and scotch go together? I started smacking that dumb cat on the paws when he latched onto my boobs, so he quit. Now, when I'm sitting at the dining room table eating lunch he sneaks up on me, jumps onto my shoulders and bites the top of my head! At least my boobs have a chance to heal now.
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You know I had a cat who started chewing on my head too. I took him to the vet for a "permanent ride"...know what I mean???
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I considered the drive into the sunset a couple of times, but this big galute is still a kitten. He is so cute.
Did you get the meds? Are you more comfortable now?
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Just NOW got the meds and took two. Will be not pain free, but much less pain, in about an hour. Then I hope to finally get some sleep for longer than an hour . I am definitely on the mend and it feels so good!
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This whole thing is the funniest thread I have ever read on here. Rath...you and I could seriously party .

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Indeed we could, B. It would be such a treat! Please scare the medical staff so they salute you as they inject more pain meds.
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Oh ! Just got the call by the way. The drugs are on their way! How many friends do you have that can put up with a 12mm kidney stone stuck in the ole tube for two years and think the pain is normal. BE MEAN ALL YOU WANT TO WHOEVER MAKES AN ERROR ON HERE. I WAS JUST IN PAIN AND BEING A LITLE BRAT. In fact, the "Two B's" are now in charge of spelling and grammar on here!!!
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