Lame jokes are usually the funniest ones, this isn't the best one I've heard, one of my friends sends me jokes all the time so I've got a whole load if you want to hear 'em. :)
Bill and Steve are sitting in a bar, enjoying their weekly catchup. Steve man looks quite dispondent, causing Bill to ask "What's wrong?" "I want to divorce my wife of 30 years" replies Steve "But I can't afford to do it" "Why don't you kill her?" asks Bill "What? I don't want to go to jail!" Exclaims Steve "Make it look like a burglary gone wrong" says Bill "I've never killed anything in my life, how would I do it?" asks Steve hesitantly "Get a gun and shoot her" says Bill "Just make sure she dies quickly so she can't call the cops" "What's the best way of doing that? asks Steve "Shoot her in the heart" replies Bill "Where's the heart exactly?" quieries Steve "Just below the left tit, you'll be fine"
Two nights later Bill gets a phone call from Steve "Did you do it?" asks Bill "Yeah, I did what you said. I shot her just below her left tit" replies Steve "And? What happened?" asks Bill "I shot her in the knee-cap. Can you come bail me out of jail?"