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Derek54

a guy walks into a bar... and says "ow"

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huh?????
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Derek54
its the classic joke setup of a guy walking into a bar, but the punchline is, that its an actual bar, like a lamp post.
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That's funny! lol
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ohh hahahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! green:D
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oooh ok at 1st i didnt get it
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I used to tell funny jokes, untill i took an arrow to the knee

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One Direction and Justin Bieber

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weight exercise plan :
week one : stand with feet hip width apart with your arms at your side lift up 5 pd potato bags. hold them in mid air until your arms shake with fatigue.then rest and repeat.

week two :same posture, do the same with 10 pd potato bags. remember you want to reach the shaking fatigue zone. rest and repeat.

week three: graduate to 20 pd bags

week four : this is where i'm at. i now use 50 pd bags. its hard but a good work out !

week five : start putting potatoes in those bags. :)

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very nice
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Lol!
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yup :)
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Alrightythen

Why did the peanut cross the road?
(to get to the Shell station)

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Groans
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hehe
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Why did susie drop her ice cream?
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She got hit by a bus.
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What's green and has wheels?
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Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in an ocean?
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Dead.

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hahha i laughed at the ocean one
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those were all stupid but cute pic:D
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Actually those were all awesome jokes and yes my dog is cute.
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You can get lots of great jokes (although I am not sure all of them are appropriate) at http://www.cleanjoke.com/. Also, Here is a good RIDDLE: (1) What is big, green and eats rocks? (2) The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it? (3) What is big, purple, and eats rocks? (4) Stereotype: Rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it, you die. What is it? ANSWERS: (1) a big, green rock eater. (2) a coffin. (3) a sick big, green rock eater. (4) Nothing.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw a pan down the stairs and whatever sound it makes is their name!

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Ha, ha. That was funney!!
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Er ... Sweet!
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A man hears a bang and his friend is dead,he calls 911 and the operator asks "911 whats your emergancy?" the man says "my friend is dead, he was shot" the operator asks "are you sure?" There is a silence then a bang "yup"

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Why did the milk man die?
Because everyone dies.

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Q. Did you hear about the dead girl that was found in a closet?
A. She was last years winner for hide n seek!
Here's another
Q. How do you keep that kid from drownding?
A. Take you foot off of his head!
& another
Q. how long does it take an air-head to eat a small bag of M&Ms?
A. 8-12 hours. they have a hard time peeling them.

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