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You can get lots of great jokes (although I am not sure all of them are appropriate) at http://www.cleanjoke.com/. Also, Here is a good RIDDLE: (1) What is big, green and eats rocks? (2) The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it? (3) What is big, purple, and eats rocks? (4) Stereotype: Rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it, you die. What is it? ANSWERS: (1) a big, green rock eater. (2) a coffin. (3) a sick big, green rock eater. (4) Nothing.
A man hears a bang and his friend is dead,he calls 911 and the operator asks "911 whats your emergancy?" the man says "my friend is dead, he was shot" the operator asks "are you sure?" There is a silence then a bang "yup"
Q. Did you hear about the dead girl that was found in a closet? A. She was last years winner for hide n seek! Here's another Q. How do you keep that kid from drownding? A. Take you foot off of his head! & another Q. how long does it take an air-head to eat a small bag of M&Ms? A. 8-12 hours. they have a hard time peeling them.