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Mr_Butter
Mr_Butter: 8 months ago

What's the most random thing you could say right now?

There were pancakes in the oil tank when the SUV rode over the lily pads behind the Arctic circle.

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Creamed_Beef
Creamed_Beef: 8 months ago

Jumbo butter banana tire tracks behind the spaghetti trombone made the wee little elbow tinsel scratches take five undercoat cleaning trees all the way behind the rotor switch box only inverted but beside sideways

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Lyra96
Lyra96: 8 months ago

my feet smell better than my nose.

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JediGurl19
JediGurl19: 8 months ago via Android | Last edited at 6:29PM on 9/18/2012

The spaghetti clogged the toilet while the cat fished for the dead goldfish with a stolen cane pole and the Chinese sued the cat because the bamboo was stamped "Made in Australia" and they were told to visit P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney for a plunger. (:

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booDAZE
booDAZE: 8 months ago via Android

"Rah rah ree, kick 'em in the knee. Rah rah rass, kick 'em in the other knee."

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SocialyDistorted
SocialyDistorted: 8 months ago

Rewind the tape and play the whole thing backwards with the sound completely turned off

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domenioski
domenioski: 8 months ago via iPhone

Car

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glade
glade: 8 months ago

This doesn't answer your question, but if you were a spontaneously radical goat, would you stammer the dead log, or discombobulate the fudgenipples?

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Mr_Butter: 8 months ago
Maybe. But probably only if I was a "fainting" goat and the log was an ash log.
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ZacharyGrau
ZacharyGrau: 8 months ago

Happy sunday ice cream can't drive because on a scale of 1 to 10, with fish being the highest, pokemon is my favorite piccachu on a chair.

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iceman1900075
iceman1900075: 8 months ago via Android

Willie wonka had a chocolate factory

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MrTachyon
MrTachyon: 8 months ago

yeah this is the supidest wuestion in the world go godie in a whol

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yatoo
yatoo: 8 months ago

Umm.. Let me think....ummm

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