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Does the sun have a day and night?
I found a dead rat in my pool, is there a way to revive it?
I just found a flower on the ground, and it's really pretty, if I trim the stem, will it come back alive?

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I remember the rat question lol
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I seriously LOL'd at this question for days.
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Lol
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"Am I pretty?"

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that is dumb... brave to admit that...green
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You know how i would answer to that question? Yeah , you're pretty! Pretty stupid, that is. XD
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I can't bring myself to actually answer those questions.
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ikr... stupid ass peple
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*people
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Let me look at my list.... well this could be it. congratulations!!!

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lol
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U SPEAK LlES!!!
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Am I the smartest person in the world

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anybody got a c1garette?

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Who else loves One Direction?

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"I have a chicken in the freezer, it won't stop talking, what do I do?"

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Lol
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LOl that is way funny! Green!
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Can I sue myself?
What's my name?
Am I pregnant?
How do I become a chicken vegetarian?
What's Lady Gaga's phone number?
Take your pick...

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Why am I cute

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i remember that one
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"I was using an egg to pleasure myself and the I sucked it in, will it hatch?

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OMG!! Lmbo! Seriously?
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wtf?
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Not on ask.com. But yes someone did this and apparently later it came out and she put it back in the fridge. The next morning her dad was eating eggs.
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I remember that question, I couldn't stop laughing
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Yeah what site are those questions on cause on facebook it never shows the url or a link.
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I think that takes the prize!
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Yeah although I had a hard time wording it so it wouldn't be removed. That's not the exact words but same thing.
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I'm 13, am I old enough to have sex? That was someones actual question... people these days!

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Am I pretty or can I put my IPod touch underwater

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"Can girls rule the world?"
"What's a dollar bill?"
"Am I Awesome?"
"How Old Do I Look?"
"Does The Sun Have Day & Night?"

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Lmbo @ Does the sun have a day & night. I put that one too.
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Wait , what does Lmbo mean? LOL sorry. Yeah I saw Strawberry2012's post too.
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laughing my butt off
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oh lol
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And no girls can't rule the world.
Don't get me wrong, they should.
But sadly It will probably never happen.
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Girls would ruin the world... they'd make everybody on earth wear pink tutu's. :( yugh
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Btw, yes im a girl
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uhg if they enforced tutu's then that would be horrible, but, actually more balance would be better.
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Could I be pregnant.......

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Am I pregnant?
Am I pretty?
Do you love One Direction?
What is the number to 911?
What happened on 9/11

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Where can I get condoms wih out my parents knowing

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Am I pregnant? And Do you love 1D?

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How do I ask a question on ASK.

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lol
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that was me lol
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lol why would you ask that Mike u obviously know how if you asked it already!
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yes. indeed i did. it was an extremely succesful troll and it was hilarious for me.
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"What size tampon do I use?"

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Am I pretty? My friends think I am but I think I'm not what do you think? Only nice responses please no mean ones blah blah blah

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"Am I pretty?"
"Am I pregnant?" (Seriously?! We're not psychics! Go ask a doctor!)
"How old do I look?"
"How do I ask a question on Ask?" (That's gotta be the dumbest....)

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haha i asked that last one (as a troll of course)
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This is an impossible question! I'll be generous and suggest that at least 30% of all the questions are, let us say, very odd!

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"if i stabbed an octopus in it's left kidney would it fly away with my mailman?"
dead serious. it was taken down quickly because of the stupidity

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that is fantastic
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Something about how these girls drank a mixture of bleach and other cleaner, and if they should go to the hospital?
Why in the hell would you drink that..

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