Aqualad. Now everybody likes to pick on Aquaman as being lame – but can you imagine being his sidekick? I take you now to a meeting of the Teen Titans…
Robin: Okay everybody – how was your week this week? This week Batman and I stopped the Joker from causing mass genocide! What did you do this week Speedy?
Speedy: This week Green Arrow and I shook down some crooked politicians, joined a peace rally, stopped some racist cops and fed the homeless some of Green Arrow’s famous chili – how about you Wonder Girl?
Wonder Girl: Wow – me and Wonder Woman flew to Mount Olympus in her invisible jet and had a special meeting with Zeus and the other gods of Mount Olympus… how about you Aqualad?
Aqualad: Ummmm… me and Aquaman stopped some dolphins from going into a hydro dam!