Consuelo (the hispanic maid from Family guy). That way I can play a joke with the children that come to the house to ask for candy. Children: Trick or Treat! Me (as consuelo): hummm....nnnnno- ninos. noooo. Mr. Jacob is no here. nnnnno......no here. Children: What? Me: hummm. nnnno. but here ninos. candy.....and I sing llullaby, ok?.