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SeanConn1
SeanConn1: 8 months ago

Would ninjas be good at football?

Couldn't they just ninja jump over the opposing team?

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MrREC
MrREC: 8 months ago

I doubt that ninjas would be as flexible in pads. Most of them are probably pretty small as well. If they could jump over the line then a linebacker or safety would probably crush them. Plus only one man can go in motion on offense at a time, so the defense would be keying on him.

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MrBlackOps
MrBlackOps: 8 months ago

Lol I guess

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DGrabowski
DGrabowski: 8 months ago via iPhone

Yes

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KathrynKeller
KathrynKeller: 8 months ago

lol, YES!!! :P

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TeeHee13
TeeHee13: 8 months ago via iPhone | Last edited at 7:37PM on 10/2/2012

No cause they would kill every one in there way and would never be seen by the refs so no one will know if they made a touchdown

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Tepy_128: 8 months ago
Lol
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Tepy_128
Tepy_128: 8 months ago

Football Ninja? lol

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heiryrybak
heiryrybak: 8 months ago

yess

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TheXPhoenix
TheXPhoenix: 8 months ago

yes.

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countrymusic
countrymusic: 8 months ago via Android

No

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Kuledud3
Kuledud3: 8 months ago via iPhone

Heck Ya

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GerardoLavariega
GerardoLavariega: 8 months ago via Android

No

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kittymowmow12
kittymowmow12: 8 months ago

Yeah cuz they can zip through the opposite team and score many touch downs.

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ayeeits_nilo
ayeeits_nilo: 8 months ago

Yes, they would.

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mdawgg101
mdawgg101: 8 months ago via iPhone

Assuming they followed the rules, no. They would be okay running backs but could easily get crushed. They should stick to ninja-ing

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dancestar700
dancestar700: 8 months ago

I would love to see a ninja playing football it would be beast

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GreysonLuver124
GreysonLuver124: 8 months ago

Um duh. Ninjas are super good and skilled at everything. :D

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missannjack
missannjack: 8 months ago

Well, ninja don't really play well with others, so no.

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i_am_not_perfect
i_am_not_perfect: 8 months ago

lol yes

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