Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you xD
Just kidding, here's one.
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it? Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing, you'll die.
Here's another one.
Your mama's so fat, that when she walked by the television, I missed 3 episodes (By Doozer1)