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People im kinda bored whats a funny joke that'll cheer me up a little bit..

and not how did the chicken cross the road.... cuz that's kinda borin....

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A Deer leaves the bar with her friend and says I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks back at that bar!!

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Lmao that took me like 2 seconds to understand but it's hilarious.
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Yeah, that's like my favorite joke I've heard in a really long time. Heard it a few months back :)
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Wow that's really kinda gross...
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omg thats a really nice joke!!!
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I don't have any joke but u can go watch One Direction funny moments!!!!!
they make me laugh!!! :)

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L0sAngeles1996

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!!
Laugh guys

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Haha I laughed
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omg lol
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Why did the lady go to the restroom.....
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Because she needed to use the restroom haha
P.s not the bast joke ;p

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Its so simple it's funny lol
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Ikr you think it's gonna be something different but then it's simple haha XD
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why did she go to the restroom??? cuz she needed to go... i agree with LosAngeles its really simple that its funny.XD
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A neutron walks in to a bar and asks the waiter, "how much?", and he says, "for you, no charge". Bazinga! Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side. Bazinga!

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Good ones!
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omg nice!
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I know right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because, if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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dustee

do you know why chickens don't like oil? because they become a fried chicken.

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Lol!!!! I'm all caught up:)
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It was October and a couple of college music majors decided to pull a Halloween prank and dig up beetovins ( I'm sorry it's almost four am and I can't spell!) grave. They dig and dig and finally open the casket. There he is amazing but looking ugly with his arms waving frantically back and forth in the air. The college students were scared but as they watched one finally asked. Beethoven Whatever are you doing. Beethovin merely smiled with his best skeleton smile and said... Why I'm de composing.

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UltimateAvenger

What do you do with a dead chemist?? Lololololololololololol You Barium CX

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Why did the chicken cross the road

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Why
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Heres one why didnt the skeleton cross the road becuase he didn't have the guts
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Q: A man walks into a bar, he sits and orders a glass of water. The bartender takes out a shotgun and shoots, narrowly missing the mans ear. He stands, thanks the bartender, and leaves a tip. Why the thank you, and why the tip?
A: because he had the hiccups

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1) What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? take the pin out and trow it back. 2) What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? Get the hell out of there she has a grenade in her mouth! (I have nothing against blonds.)

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I can tell
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I'm kidding, both of my parents are blond... wait a sec... I can't stand my parents...
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