On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the PA system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they will be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a flight attendant immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don't forget the coffee!"
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Last edited at 5:02PM on 10/20/2012
Three girls were driving in the desert a ebony, brown haired, and a blonde. There car broke down, they decided to walk they each took one thing. The ebony took chips, incase they got hungry, the brown haired took water, incase they were thirsty. The blonde started to take the door off,they asked her why she was taking the door off then she said" just incase it gets hot then i can roll the window down." Haha