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If you were home alone in the middle of the night and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

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I would fart back and see if they laughed

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Lmao
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Lol
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Lmaoo!!
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isalovesyou

I would be scared :P

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THE FART OF DEATH!!1! (In other words, scared)

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PhoenixEspionage

I'd probably laugh

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Laugh then be scared.

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I would laugh!

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Would laugh and then be scared

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I would laugh thrn realize i might die.

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thegirlnamedirma

i kno it's wierd sometimes i hear burps...even though i'm home alone ! o_o creepy?

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Maybe it was your hamster XD
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It happens all the time, but I have two dogs.

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He he
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Stupid question.

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Isn't stupid cause u didn't think of it no q is stupid
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i'd pee myself in hysterical terror...

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y did it happen to u? XD and i might be scared :)

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Ur really pretty sorry if that's awkward
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lol thnx :)
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Np
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just a little lol but idc
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Sorry
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Both

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Both!! lol

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I would laugh , I mean that's a pretty good question!=-)

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I would laugh then realize that there's no one in the house and be scared

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It depends on what it sounds like,by thinking I would laugh.If it really happened i would be scared and might laugh.

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I'd would be scared and if nothing happened for a minute I'd laugh and say 'wow I'm an idiot. What the flip was that?'
:)

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Are you there, dad?

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I would know that it was my dog. It would scare her more than it would scare me. When she farts, she whips her head around and glares at her butt, like she doesn't know where it came from.

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I would laugh so he or she will know that they aren't alone

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If i was sleeping and i farted i'll be like 'what was tht?' lol

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i'd lmao then i'd probally sh*t myself

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That'd be awesome. I'd laugh, then be scared after I realized no one was home. Then probably leave

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No offenses but pretty lame
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