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If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?

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you watch too much Jeff Dunham.

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No such thing !
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Some apparently don't watch at all.
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I am one of thopse people. I want the talk show for another Jeff though!
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those* watch*
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wickedpissah

Dead.

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ba dum tiss*

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Kenneanderthal

Wasted black

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Very dark blue.

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Purple

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I think red lol

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purple or bluish-white

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What happened to the chicken?

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What chiken?
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chicken*
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. . . it's off of Jeff Dunham, a ventriloquist comedian. He's talking about arguing with his wife to one of his dummies and it answers, "the hell happened to the chicken?" You ever heard the phrase "choking the chicken"?
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nope, but OK. What is the dummy's name...?
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Walter. look up the phrase. saying it on here would get the comment revoked.
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Purple or it would turn into your favorite color

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lol, he would turn to our skin color.

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Smurfs are cool why would choke one that horrible : /

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I wouldn't choke one :) but if i hugged it very tight wat color would it turn?
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Lets find out ill go catch one
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Lol can i help catch it? :D
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Yes lets roll :/ Wait let me grap the flash lite...
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Lol
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What happened to my comment?
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What was it....?
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It happens to me all the time the mods delete my answers and most of them are not offensive
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lol!

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white

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Purple!!

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