Do something that uses a crockpot, it's slow cooking and requires only a little skill in assembling the ingredients. Have a stew, salad, rolls, and something to drink. You could go out for dessert, or bring in cake or pie, or just ice cream. Easy recipes for stew on line, nothing fancy is required. Lots of garlic is my secret ingredient.
Here's a recipe that doesn't even require boiling water. If you can stack ingredients in a pan, you can make an awesome lasagna. Serve it with garlic toast and a tossed salad, and your date will think you're Gordon Ramsay!
Here is a trick my sister uses. She can't cook either but wanted to impress someone with a home cooked meal. Order take out at Olive Garden or some other tasty restaurant. Bring the food home and put it in your own dishes. Put the hot foods in the oven at very low heat to keep them warm. When guests arrive, pull your delicious food out of the oven with a hot pad. Your guests will be so impressed.