If I were Chuck Norris I would kick some Ronmey and Ryan lying misleading, butts.. all the way to Pluto...and leave them Return and get my Civilian medal pin on me before billions of cheering adoring grateful friends..that's what Chuck would do.
1: id round-house kick Iran's leader,killing him,bring him back to life,then kill him again. 2:cure all cancer just by saying,"I hate u,cancer,go the @#$% away!" 3:solve all not just world,but universe problems, because i'm CHUCK !@#$ing NORIS!!!