There was a teenager who just got his license he askes his father to borrow the car..his father told him if he brought his grades up did chores without being told and cut his long hair that he'll lend him the car...A few weeks passes and he approaches his dad to ask for the car and his father says son you have brought up ur grades you have been doing chores without being told but ur hair is still long his son says dad moses had long hair,samson did also and so did jesus..the father looked @ his son n said they sure did son but they walked everywhere..
There was three guys reading the guinness world record or whatever ones says "i bet i have the smallest arm in the world"he checks."yup" second says"i bet i have the smallest head in the world"he checks"yup third says "i bet i have the smallest penis in the world"he checks"WHOS JUSTIN BEIBER!!??"
This is an action joke. Do the following. Trust me. Get a stuffed hamster, 17 lemons, a curling iron, an empty wooden box (large enough to hide in), enough fake grass to cover the box (real is even better), a role of tinfoil, some yarn, 3 purple crayons, an orange one and a dark red one, a fax machine, a fire extinguisher, a cheap cell phone, and also two cherry stems, a role of toilet paper and a shovel. Oh yeah, you'll also need hand cuffs, a mask, a switchblade, a lock pick kit and an accomplice. Your face when you read that last part was hilarious. If you bought all of these things before you finished reading, the joke is on you, but with the additional purchase of some marijuana, I'm certain that you will find a wonderfully entertaining use for the aforementioned materials.
Note, I do not condone drug use, nor any activity that could require hand cuffs, a mask, a switchblade, a lock pick kit and an accomplice.