What is the best joke you have heard lately?
Lately? One direction..
That Obama will do better in his second term
Two cannibals r eating a comedian and one says to the other does this taste funny
Knock knockWho's there?Bye
3 guys are saying what they want people to say at their funerals Guy1: I want them to say I was braveGuy2: I want them to say I was kindGuy3; I want them to say "OH MY GOD HE'S BREATHING!"