My Mac broke, probably Macs are shit. I missed my mother's funeral. My cat got run over. I lost a game in CoD. My credit card expired. I lost 500 dollars gambling. The Nazis took my house. I am in a neighbors house answering this question. I accidentally stepped on a lego and flipped my favorite table. That table is now broken.
So far... I woke up freezing my booty off. Had to take an ice cold shower cause someone decided to use ALL the hot water. And im stuck wearing shorts during 30 degree weather because i forgot to do laundry last night -_- Great morning!