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ashley12345
ashley12345: 2 years ago

What r some good jokes

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Dukecota
Dukecota: 2 years ago

So a blonde and a brunette jump. Off a building. Who hits the ground first? ........ Th brunet, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions. :) no offense to any blondes out there who read this. ;)

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jonny
jonny: 2 years ago

Knock knock. Who's there. Orange. Orange who.Orange u glad I didn't say banana. :)

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shawnlust
shawnlust: 2 years ago

a pietrate walks in to a bar and the barteneder says there is a steering wheel in your pants and the pirrate stas I know it is drivin me nuts

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31isaaclucas
31isaaclucas: 2 years ago

Why did the fork leave the spoon for the knife?

Because he thought the spoon didn't have enough edge! *laughs hysterically*

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knmbaby16
knmbaby16: 2 years ago

Q. What did the chicken say when she laid a square egg?

A. Ouch..

Haha

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