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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Because Colonel Sanders had that look in his eye

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Because he was a dare devil ;)

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Back in my day we didnt ask why the chicken crossed the road. It just did and we accepted it. :D

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askingquestions123

bcuz he was running from a turkey who was running from a hunter lolol

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To try to save the turkey.
To run away from commercial farming.
To meet up with some chicks.

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because he wanted to get to the other side? duh

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He didnt cross the road.He crossed the bridge.

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Because he escaped from then hen house and was trying to get to get to safety.,so he had to cross the road.

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Because the side he was on had an untrustworthy girl on it.

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Finally! I thought it’ll never cross!!!

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Well, he HAD to exorcise the demons SOMEHOW, right?

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Because he wanted to

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Because Ronald McDonald was chasing him. :D

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because it was Thanksgiving day and the farmer couldn't find a turkey.

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he never made it across... 0.0

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they're bored in the farm

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Because he was bisexual and wanted to eat the chocolate monkeys on the other side of the rode. Sadly, he got ran over by a Smart Car

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Best answer I've gotten so far. :D
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:D yay
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Did I mention the smart car was being driven by Oompa loompas?
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Lowheadroom

Because he was stapled to someones leg that was crossing the road.

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Because the crossing sine told him to go and there was low traffic? I don't know... Do you have the answer?

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PoisonIvyLeo

He thought he saw a twenty.

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To get to the other side

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to get himself killed! its so obvious! or he just wanted to meet a sexy chicken at the other side of the road Then he gets killed by Kipple14's smart car.

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ares15

to run away from kfc

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