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This is an oldie but I love it. Two cannibals bag a missionary and are arguing over how to divvy him up. They finally decide that one will start at his feet, and the other at his head. A little while later, one cannibal remarks to the other, "Isn't this fun? I'm having a ball!"... to which the other cannibal replies, "Slow down! You're eating too fast!" (I fully expect this to get taken down, but it's all good, 'cuz I got my laugh for the day!)

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Kenneanderthal
Still here, the mod is asleep... LMAO
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Lol... until the "FarmerGirlMaryJo is being inappropriate again!" bat signal goes off! :P
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joshuabagel
The mod on duty must have liked it
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Nerdgurl456
I don't get it
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this joke never gets old...
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You won't be laughing in about 50 minutes, when The Game begins (I hope). GO BUCKEYES!!
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Kenneanderthal
Weekends are tough, probably hungover and having a tough time focusing.
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Medic, you have convinced me to give up my schizophrenic lifestyle and go over to the dark side. GO BUCKEYES!!!
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Nerdgurl... think body parts... on a MALE missionary.
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hahahahah^
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Lmao
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MJ, that's your inner MSU talking.
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I actually LOATHE MSU. How I ever rooted for an institution that fired me after 7 years of drudgery for them I'll never know. It was just that I had all that green and white clothing and a free lifetime pass... maybe Santa will have to set me up with OSU gear this year, lol.
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HAHA. Of the two, I like MSU over U of M.
When I quit working for Ohio State, they black-balled me. I can't get another job there.
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I was told, after 7 years in the same position, that I wasn't a "good fit". Funny how all my co-workers stayed friends with me afterward. It's simply that I was getting too expensive. They ended up hiring and firing three people in two years... and the position is currently vacant.
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I have found, in my experience, no matter what the field, that middle management is incompetent and expendable....a bunch of "yes men." Firing MJ? Those fools must be U of M graduates! :)
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Aw... actually he was an MSU alum. But he WAS weird. At least I don't have to sit in staff meetings any more and watch him dig in his ears and then sniff his finger. HTG... talk about wanting to hurl!
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What in le world are you talking about
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Ah, we digress?
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Game's on..........I gotta go! Go Buckeyes!
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Okay, just for you:

Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here,
Set the earth reverberating
With a mighty cheer,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall,
Never let that team get the ball,
Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
So let's win that old conference now.

"Buckeye Battle Cry"

In old Ohio there's a team
That's known throughout the land
Eleven warriors brave and bold,
Whose fame will ever stand.
And when the ball goes over,
Our cheers will reach the sky,
Ohio Field will hear again
The Buckeye Battle Cry!

Drive, Drive on down the field,
Men of the scarlet and gray;
Don't let them through that line,
We've got to win this game today,
COME ON OHIO!
Smash through to victory,
We cheer you as you go!
Our honor defend we will fight to the end
for OHIO!

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That said, it looks like OSU is the team to back anyway. They're up 7-0 in the first 4 minutes.
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Stop, you're bringing a tear to my eye. :)
O-H!
(Ther's only ONE correct responce, and that's "I-O!"
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"I-O!". Teary-eyed yet? The real question, at half-time with the game being so close, is do you have any fingernails left?
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Too many penalties, too many missed tackles. I fear for the future: loser has to claim Toledo.

Firs, the election. Now, this? It may very well be the end of the world. The Mayans may be right. :)
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OMG. You guys are so funny.
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OSU losing to UM... first sign of the apocalypse? Cue the zombies, lol.
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Mary Jo is from that state who's name shall never be mentioned.
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Hey, now... we're the ONLY state (with the possible exception of Texas) that most people can pick out on a map. We're distinctive.

Alyssa, thank you for posting this question... it's been too much fun.
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Hey, hey, hey! OHIO is the HEART of it all!
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Only if you say so. I'm still scared to death to go back to Columbus, EVER. That nut may still be laying in wait.
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OK Alyssa. Here's a joke:
A big high school football star is at the U of M athletic office of Bo Schembechler. He has a deer under one arm and a bear under the other.
Bo: Yea, boy you're big; but are you fast?
Player: I catched me dis here deer, ditn't I?
Bo: Yea, I guess you're fast. But are you strong?
Player: I catched me dis here bear, ditn't I?
Bo: Yea, I guess you'd have to be strong to do that. But can you pass a football?
The player gets this pizzled look on his face. He looks up at the ceiling , thinking long and hard. After about five minutes of this, he gets this big grin on his face and says: "If'n I'z kin swoller it.."
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"Nut?" No pun intended? Buckeyes are nuts.
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Hey hey now... you switched up that joke. I heard it was an OSU student. :P
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Actually, (don't tell anybody) I heard it was a Texas Aggie.
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This guy later claimed that I cut him off in traffic... but since I never changed lanes I don't see how... he passed me, cut ME off, screeched to a stop across both lanes of traffic and proceeded to get out of his car and harangue on me while my lovely then-fiance not only let him scream at me but started in on me as well.
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My favorite uncle was an Aggie. You just keep digging deeper, don'tcha? I love you anyways...
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Maybe someone hacked account? Yeah, that's it. That's what happened.
No?
I was up getting a drink and my dog walked on the keyboard. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. (for now.)
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Shurrrrrrr.... and if I ever stick my foot in it, it was Jake on MY keyboard.
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Thank you MaryJo and medic.
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FarmerGirlMaryJo, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just got it haha. ew that's so nasty.....
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Yeah.......?

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About What????
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Let me see.......................No, let me check in google.........no not any their.

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wrong their. it's there
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well the the thing corrected me so..........
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Good catch, Nerdgurl456.
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Phlorence_602

Yes.

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Which are?
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See Joshuabagel's comment.... You'll get it Aly~
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a dyslexic man walked into a bra..

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you forgot the rest
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whats the rest??
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idk i though you knew?
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haha no.. i thought that was the whole joke... do you even get the joke?
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Yeah i get the joke.
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haha ok
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Kenneanderthal
Lmao. Or was it FOMC?
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*knock* *knock* two people walked into a bar....duck next time

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Ducking........Quack
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not that kinda duck
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Nerdgurl456

When Fara Fawcet died God gave her one wish. Her wish was to save the children. Sooner or later, Michael Jackson dies too :p hahaha

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my friend and i was sitting and watching gannam style.....we were watching the part where the guy in fluorescent green dress comes and dances....
suddenly my all excited...." oh!....that guy is chuk norris isn't it...."
u can guess what my expression was right....

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I am trying SO hard to resist the temptation to just give in and watch that already. AAAAGGGHHHHH!
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hehehe....leave it to me to make people feel tempted about things....:P...:)
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That's funny!!!
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hehe....yeah i know right....
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SuperGeek64

Phlorence has one......

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Kenneanderthal

I do!

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Still waiting for punchline, Ken
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joshuabagel

SuperGeek says Phlorence has one

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Knock knock who's there? Banana ?banana who I wish I had a not rotten fat old banana

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Why did the booger cross the road?
Answer: because it was being picked on.

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Gross... but funny!
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Who's the cutest lesbian couple?

























Justin and Selena. Srry if ur a fan of Jb.

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A guy walks into a bar and then he says ouch.

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FEMA is a joke when you need them.

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I'm usually the only person who laughs at my jokes. Perhaps that answers your question.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar.

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4 in 5 men suffer from diaria dose
That mean one guy enjoys it

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