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What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

the dumbest thing I have ever done was ask a woman if she was pregnant when she really was just chubby!!

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Got married (Edit): The FIRST time I mean! haha

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sad!!
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What? Haha why?
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Lol I was gonna say!
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Great answer,but what does the wife think about that?
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oh ok i saw when it only said got married
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lennstercat
whats wrong? or is it just a joke?
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lol
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I meant my first wife!
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lennstercat
yup i got that XD
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hahah :)
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:D: HAHAhA
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Would you like me to answer chronologically or alphabetically?

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Lol love it star
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Thanks!
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Anything I've done, I've learned a lesson. Sometimes, the hard way.

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Amen Preach !
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hurt myself trying to get through to others

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I stuck hotdogs wrapped in tin foil in the microwave. yea i know it was a facepalm kinda moment. :D

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woah hahah skill :)
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Yes immense skill at that. :P
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yeah haha dont worry my friend unscrewed a blowdryer thinking the batteries ran out when really there was no power..
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Lol wow that makes me feel a little better about my mistake. xD
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haaahaha yeah
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said something really stupid to my crush (dont wanna say)

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oh ive been down that road :o
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joshuabagel

Get your notepad out...

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Ok I got it you can start.... :)
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me 2
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Done. Please go on :)
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WAIT i need to get a pen hold on
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alright we good now
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joshuabagel
Got high before my driving exam
Skipped class many times(I do regret that)
Got drunk and ate an entire apple pie (I'm not sure I regret that actually)
Not that I normally disrespect authority, I told a cop to go f*ck himself when I had done nothing wrong
Ate Shrooms
There's a laundry list of stuff
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ok i got this all written down you may continue
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Mhmm and how does that make you feel? *With my best psychiatrist impression*
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What's done is done I say!
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oh gosh that worries me a little
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Nothing else I would be willing to tel tell on Ask.com :)
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ehhhhh hahah
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Ahh joshuabagle is a bad boy! lol xD
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hahah yes yes he is
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joshuabagel
Was a bit of a rebel in high school
I've straightened out quite a bit since then :)
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Thats nice :D
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I can't lie though the part where he got drunk and ate an apple pie made me laugh lmao
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outbacjhawtie what the heck are you talking about girl
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Haha but girls like bad boys remember? ;)
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Haha twiggy read above! He ate an apple pie! While he was drunk. lol
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oh hahah i missed that the first time around
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joshuabagel
Well... I'm not straight as an arrow, but I try lol
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hahaha
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That's okay! I don't think people will mind hah
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tell it to him sista
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Lol xD
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:) well i gotta go to bed sadly its 10 and i have school tomorrow :(
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joshuabagel
And don't forget to eat your vegetables
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Hahaha
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i wont thanks
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Alright, just a friendly reminder
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yep haha :) i have to make salad for supper anyways lol
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Shot my uncle in the foot with a blow gun, hey, it's just bad timing

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He shouldn't have been standing there!
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Yeah I was shooting at a dart board and then he said "wait wait let me get the darts cleared off the board" while I was shooting. I was startled and shot his foot. He had it stuck in him about 2 inches
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Once called and asked if a friend would like to play tennis., The father (a cardiac surgeon, after a long morning in surgery) answered and politely asked if I could hang up and call back. I promptly did both and received a "revelation"!.

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I once dove headfirst through my bedroom wall... Don't ask

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I DON'T care if you said don't ask I wanna know :D
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me 2 please tell this sounds like a good story :)
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So I was fighting my brother and it turns really bad. Next thing you know we are both getting real angry. My brother was pushing me so I though Hey, if I run into this wall, it will probably make him stop. So I jumped off of my bed and went head first through the wall. I wasn't planning on hitting it so hard though. I had a minor concussion afterwards.
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omg that made my day
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Lol when it happened, it ruined my week haha
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haha probably did
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rustyboilerz

Voted for Obama the first time around. :(

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What were you thinking???
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I call it "white guilt " I thought the true racists such as Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton would finally be silenced, but as all too many now see, his election has only made the divide in the country worse. I don't deem myself to be racist, because I judge people by their actions, not the color of their skin. Too much hippie in me I guess, I was reared during the 60's.
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Hmm lots of things. One off the top of my head is spilling pop alll over my moms laptop >.< I got an earful for that one

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I remember! Sorry if I seem like I'm bugging all your answers I just see them and it triggers a response!
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Yeah but it turned out okay so I'm over it:) and haha it's okay! I don't mind :P
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L0sAngeles1996
At first I thought you said poop
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Hahaha I did actually type that but caught it before I posted it xD
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That's would have been funny! Although you can edit it! I accidentally typed give me a sex instead of give me a sec! Super awkward!
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Lmao. And yeah autocorrect is not my friend!
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Rly! Hahahaha
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Yupp lol
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There is no possible way to narrow it down to just one....my old drinking days are kinda blurry.....

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Going up the mall escalator backwards! Very stupid and immature!

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it is the best race to have with freinds ever, we all need to be immature sometimes and stop being so up tight even if it does involve a few bangs and bruises
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Well I know how to be immature! And I'm good at it! But at that time the mall was full and there was an older man at the top of the escalator waiting to go down and he looked at me when I got to the top like I was an idiot, and my brother hurt his knee too.
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wow now i wanna do this... teheheh teenage years are the years to do this shiz bro
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Hey. I got banned from a store doing the same thing and ended up working for same store 3 months later. Ironic.
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lol did they remember you.. wait that was a pointless question hahah
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the great thing is when you can find a pratically empty mini mall because people only go there for the movies
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i let my five freinds come over to my room before halloween, they stained my new carpet, clogged my toilet worse than my mom has ever seen so it leaked through the ceiling down into the family room (in my new house) and we had to take off the toilet, and no one admitted they did it

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Holly crud! (No pun intended) that's stinks! (Ok that one was intended :p)
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I don't have enough characters in the response bar for this...

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Getting into fights in high school and a lot of other things when I was in high school

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icic6772

I insulted my high school love. On purpose. I still feel terrible :,(

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Didnt ask out the girl i love when i jad the chance to

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