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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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Technically none. Since your saying if a wood chuck " COULD " chuck wood.
But who knows. You would have to actually ask a wood chuck if he could chuck wood in person. ;)

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None ... it would hire a subcontractor.

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None.Chuck Norris killed the wood chuck for his dinner.

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alot...im guessing!:/

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if a wood chuck could chuck wood a wood chuck would chuck wood

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none he broke his teeth!!

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Not much wood could a woodchuck chuck cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

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I've gotta remember that one!
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The chucking of wood is dependent on a number of variables such as muscle strength and coordination relative to joint articulation in the throwing appendage and ability to grasp, coupled with the mass and density of the wood (e.g. pine versus teak) and the minimum distance which must be covered to qualify as a an acceptable chuck. However, given the size of the average wood chuck, and the assignment of constants to the variables stated above based on the knowledge base at this time, a reasonable answer would be 42.
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(Sorry. That was supposed to be posted as an answer.)
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Lol. Good to know, though.
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The chucking of wood is dependent on a number of variables such as muscle strength and coordination relative to joint articulation in the throwing appendage and ability to grasp, coupled with the mass and density of the wood (e.g. pine versus teak) and the minimum distance which must be covered to qualify as a an acceptable chuck. However, given the size of the average wood chuck, and the assignment of constants to the variables stated above based on the knowledge base at this time, a reasonable answer would be 42.

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