1 year ago
Last edited at 7:13PM on 12/3/2012
First you must find the dread necronomicon hidden in Berlin, Germany. Once you find it, you go to page 455 and ressurect the zombie nazis. While keeping the book in hand, (this is the only way from keeping them from killing you) Yell "I SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY WALRUS KING!" He shall lead you to where the Narwals dwell. You yourself may not pick the narwal, but it must pick you. Once you are chosen, the narwal will develop wings and will help you with world domination. After you conquer the world you will build a pyramid built entirely out of the decaying corpses of your enemies. You build this in belief that you will gain super powers. The beacon at the top will summon Dave Mustain to end the slavery and suffering you've caused and create a blackhole in the universe that will revert it to its former state of the present day.
1 year ago
Last edited at 5:55PM on 12/3/2012
You use a magical net woven by Unicorns with the strings of 1000 rainbows and set it down wherever you saw the Narwhal and put Lucky Charms on it, then wait while singing The Narwhal song and all of a sudden a Narwhal shall appear. If not then their probably sleeping...try again next time!! :P