What are your favourite alternative names to everyday products?
I'd have to say mine is calling water Hydrogen Oxide
I call beer, "Nectar of the Gods"...
idk. instead of saying im confused i say "darn! Now youve really fused the corn together. please explain"
NyQuil...Happy Juice 8)
Even though the internet is full of hoaxey scare stories about it, Dihydrogen monoxide, shortened to "DHMO" is my favorite alternative name for water.
When I am drinking a bottle of Frappaccino, I sometimes say I need "a shot of courage". Lame, but it doesn't get much stronger than that! :)
Coffee- I can say " I need my boost of the day"
I refer to my coffee as mud and I still call my shoes and socks......ooshes and gockles, thanks to my mom.