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if you had to make a love song what would be called? and describe the title of the song

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helixaqua

"Helix Thunder".....I'm helix and I'll create the pounding of thunder in the lady's heart and other places......o.O ( that was cheesy)

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LOLOL! That was cheesy. XD
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SUPER CHEESY!!! But still funny 8)
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helixaqua
8)....I tried
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Lowheadroom
Very gouda................hehe.
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99 bottles of beer,it is a long,long song

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helixaqua
lol!!! Well done.
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dating one because you can just run into your true love and when you can tell that they are totally into you

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it would be called

The Crucifixion

because when Jesus died on the cross for us, he gave us the greatest love ever. he loved us so much that he was willing to die a most painful death for us, even though we all sinned.

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All of the titles describing my love life have already been used. Love Hurts, Love Stinks, 50 Ways to Say Goodbye... yeah, I got nothin'.

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helixaqua
Awww...come on Farmer!
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It's true, hadn't you heard? Engaged for 11 years to a long-haul trucker who turned out to be married (a fact I learned when his MISTRESS called to tell me to look at his wife's Facebook page), and then Michael, the rat. Sigh. If I weren't so embarrassed, I'd sell my story to LMN for a sappy movie.
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helixaqua
I didn't know!!...Want me to hunt him down >8(
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They're both weasels, but along with my ex, I find it hard to believe that it's all their fault. I'm culpable here too... so I've sworn off guys for the duration.
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"Yes, That Dress Does Make You Look Fat." It would be about honesty in the relationship. XD

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Haha nice!
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"I'll just lay here while you do all the work"........
"You'll know when I'm finished"........
"How long you gonna keep those pants on"........
"Unselfish Lovin"........
This will probably get hunted down and taken away, so I'm gonna stop here 8)

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helixaqua
Now that's good!!
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I like the third one personally 8)
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Yes...that is good! 8)
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You doin OK?
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helixaqua
You talked to El...huh? :(
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No,I haven't talked with anyone.....I'm just askin....why, what's up??
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helixaqua
Cr@p.....I started drinking again :(
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Why for did you do that?
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helixaqua
I honesty don't know....I just started craving it out of the blue. Then the next second I had a six pack in my hand.
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I can understand that.....you and I both know that there's such a thing as responsible drinking, and as long as YOU KNOW that you are in control over it then I really don't see anything wrong with it.....BUT, if you find yourself in familiar "craptastic situations" then I hope you can pull yourself back out.......HOPEFULLY it doesn't get to the point of "craptasticness" though....I really don't know your history with it, but I can tell that you're a smart dude, so I think you should be able to make the right decision.....you always know where to find me though 8)
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Thanks buddy....I think and hope I can handle social drinking.
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Dude, I really think that with age comes the wisdom to drink responsibly, ESPECIALLY after having been confronted your demons already.....I really don't know if I'll ever drink again, but I know that I don't wanna drink right now....8)
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helixaqua
I think you'll do fine...read your wise words again. 8)
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I'll worry about it when/if that day comes....8)
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Love and Regret

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I wrote a story/poem called Midnight Story. It was a true story of a relationship i had in 2009. Yeah, it's romantic and sensual.

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My bar queen.

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helixaqua
That actually sounds good!
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I wrote that a long time ago I gotta try and remember the lyrics I wrote that for my lady for when we go to the bar and get more than a few shots.
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Did you listen to X-M@$ yet?
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Lowheadroom

"Making Love Alone" written by Suzie Palm.

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helixaqua
Nice!! 8)
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Where's Rosie?????
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Lowheadroom
Rosie is Suzies sister, she's left.
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OOOOOO, sleepy stranger.......NICE!!! 8)
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62 Pieces of Hershey Kisses a Day

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