What are some fun but innocent things to egg?
I'm bored but don't want to get in trouble...
You mean throw eggs at? There are no "innocent" things that you can egg. It makes a terrible mess and causes people a lot of work. And if you're caught you'll be charged with vandalism and made to pay for the damage and cleanup.
Yourself.Don't egg, though. That's elementary behavior. Stay on Ask and occupy yourself there...the rest you'll see on your own.
Make french toast!
A cement wall, the pavement, maybe a tree. That's about all.
Leave it outside and troll your friends by smashing it in their backpacks
why an egg?
Your own house or your own car. Or maybe you could drop eggs off of the roof! :D
The wall of your shower. Easy clean up.
Innocent bystanders. :)
Take the eggs to the homeless shelter and serve breakfast. Go TP instead. It just seems wrong to waste food. Toilet paper is less destructive anyway.
I have egged a cop car before.