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Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

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My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddad.

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you must be proud.
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Funny! Star. (please realize that this is a joke). Was he a perv?..O.o
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I am proud, and perviness is a prominent personality trait in my family.
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A proud lineage! :D (Sousa music in the background.)
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my great great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great was a an @hole
he was a slave owner
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lol
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Lol I wonder the same thing

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Me!

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That would be nasty...

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I love how your pic matches this answer! Perfect! That needs a star....
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lol
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i have no idea but horses were used for their milk first so maybe they decided to experiment with other animals.

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Horses and reindeer. Depended on the location of the society.
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yeah, reindeer most likely in the colder regions..and horses in the others. cows were and still are worshiped so i don't think they thought about milking them for awhile.
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Thank heavens we haven't gotten into goats. That would be taking things to far. Indubitably.
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haha yah goats milk is gross i don't know what is up with all the people on the eastern hemisphere.
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Okay. We have "milked" this question for all it's worth! :D
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k i don't know who, but imagine when she/he had to explain to by-passers what he/she was doing to the cow!

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Awesome visuals! Star!
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They probably saw the baby calf doing it.

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The bravest person who ever lived.

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Well, cows are harmless and pretty predictable. When we started farming animals for their meat (early civilization) we probably decided that if a baby cow can get milk, so can we.

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it probably started out as a dare "hey, i dare you to go squeaze those things" "ok, but only if you drink whatever comes out" "DEAL". true story

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Anyone who's seen a human child or a calf nurse with their mother.

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