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Laugh and then fart too!

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Accept fate

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Nothing. I don't have a crush.

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boondox4l

stuff happens who cares

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pretend you didn't notice lol

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Lol, I say: "OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, HE JUST FARTED!! LOOK EVERYBODY, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, EVEN THOUGHT I LIKE HIM, I SHALL EMBARRASS HIM!" No, I just ignore it....well......come to think of it, I've never heard him fart, so.....

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It's just a fart, who cares

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Santa cares.
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lol y guys
my sisters crush farted and
he acted like it wasent him
good one right...
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No, I've written him a letter before asking him, it's okay
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clemwillhelpu
thank you jedi
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Lol, natural bodily function, no biggy at all
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fart back but more brutal and I do it with passion and sometimes it's not a fart but you know the motto yolo

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That1BadNovelist

Dam your nasty and walks away. LMAO

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I always make that mistake. Thanks lol
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123shelbyt

Hahaha let a bigger one out. I used to have farting contests with my ex hahaha

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Ignore as much as possible so she don't think I noticed.

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SuperGeek64

I think when start to smell something.You will know......

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clemwillhelpu

wow, dont you fart? you just ignore it.

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lol i never(FART) farted around a crush in my life (:P)
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clemwillhelpu
if she likes you, she wont care. :p
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i dont because i know once i start i cant stop :p
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clemwillhelpu
lol,
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hi clemmy :)
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clemwillhelpu
hey, i have to get off, for like an hour in a while. i have to watch rudolph with my family. *sigh*
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lol bye :)
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clemwillhelpu
im back
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hi i was talk to this awesome sweet girl echooos
she's helping me write my book :D
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clemwillhelpu
k :)
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i promise this book will be better then 50 fades of grey(no likeness) it about zombies :D
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clemwillhelpu
lol, im not even allowed to read 50 shades of grey at my dads, and im allowed to watch, and read whatever o want over there.
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i tried reading it so boring Dx,but i dont think i got to the part the adults like ;)
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clemwillhelpu
lol, hope not
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and im still writing my book but im having writer's block,damn wer's echooos when ya need her lol
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clemwillhelpu
lolz, i can help u. im a writer. im writing a book currently on Wattpad
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oh cool , thanks your smart as a fish :D
so have you ever been on a plane
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clemwillhelpu
no, dont plan on it, why?
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oh shiz im late lol
because he's riding on a plane to a island,what do people do on a plane i want it to be atleast 10 sentences long
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k, might take a bit
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Ok :>
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Just say you'll be rite back leave then laugh or what ev then go back and act like nothing happened

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smile and give a little laugh then move on

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It is life, but since he is ur crush, what i would do, would base it off of what they do! If they laugh, laugh. If they dont say anything, dont say anything! :)

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Take a big whiff and say, "Ahhh. Now that's the smell of love."

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I just laugh.. And say to myself "he's so cute" ;) haha

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Hold my breath and leave the room....lol

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Flick my Bic lighter!

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Nothing, I would ignore it. Its natural.

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Say "Oh! Excuse you!"

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Average of 12 farts a day for humans, males 13 women 11.

Just even up with one thats silent but deadly, or drop one in a lift with him.

Make a remarks like "thanks for sharing" or "thats nothing' or "your breath stinks" or "is there a skunk in the room?"...

There are books that describe all the categories of farts, what foods to eat, even how many calories are used for controlled or uncontrolled farts.

When dad drops one he should ask any kids under 5 "was that mum ?"

Educate your spouse.

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Lol everybody does it! Just laugh!
I remember one time it was dead silent and my boyfriend and i were watching a movie and he farted
And i kept laughing at him! :p

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Laugh, and say, "You will never be the same!!!!!"

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well me and my girlfriend are constantly competing to see who can burp louder so a fart wouldnt be much different. but of course i hope neither of you smoke because competition like that would most likely cause the room to explode

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Hope that she/he doesn't mention it and act like nothing happens.

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Don't be harsh, ignore it. I mean, would you like him to do really nuts about you unintentionally farting? Your future husband will fart, might as well get used to it.

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Haha just say " Well there goes a bean to heaven", make the situation funny but in a good way.

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Laugh nd say BITCH o,no u didn't lol

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