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What are some funny pick-up lines? XD

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Look, I cannot start a beautiful, long lasting, and meaningful relationship with someone I have absolutely nothing in common with. SO, you like apples?

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Hey babe.Wanna crack open these nuts.(The man is talking to a squirrel)

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"[insert original, witty pick-up line here]"

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me: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt?
me: when you fell from heaven
me:because your face is really fukd up lol

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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

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Are you Jamaican? Cuz' Jamaican me crazy? q:

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Are you Swedish?? Cause your the Swedish thing I ever seen...
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Well, you could say "I like tacos. How about you?"

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Guy:(Politely) well, im here. Anything else?
Me(or whoever the girl is in this circumstance.): uhh what?
Guy: oh sorry, what were your other two wishes?
Haha had a guy tell me that one once :)

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Are you from Tennessee...cuz your the only ten I see.

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If I followed you home, would you keep me? c:<
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Your face, I like that sh*t.

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I wanna be like your tear drop, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

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Lets get some ribs, and get busy ...

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