What are some funny pick-up lines? XD
Look, I cannot start a beautiful, long lasting, and meaningful relationship with someone I have absolutely nothing in common with. SO, you like apples?
Hey babe.Wanna crack open these nuts.(The man is talking to a squirrel)
"[insert original, witty pick-up line here]"
me: did it hurtgirl: did what hurt?me: when you fell from heavenme:because your face is really fukd up lol
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Are you Jamaican? Cuz' Jamaican me crazy? q:
Well, you could say "I like tacos. How about you?"
Guy:(Politely) well, im here. Anything else? Me(or whoever the girl is in this circumstance.): uhh what?Guy: oh sorry, what were your other two wishes?Haha had a guy tell me that one once :)
Are you from Tennessee...cuz your the only ten I see.
If I followed you home, would you keep me? c:<or:Your face, I like that sh*t.
I wanna be like your tear drop, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Lets get some ribs, and get busy ...